Gerking

slapping a woman to orgasm with a pickle.

The pickle must be sliced in order to achieve the best slapping.

Gerk me, Gerk me with your giant pickle!

After gerking for hours, her lips were sore and the room was a mess.

by Blafbatser98 May 13, 2014

shirkin' the gerkin

Literally, masterbation (male). As in penis = gerkin pickle. Figuratively, not doing anything constructive. Wasting time, either by your own volition, or by another's. Spending time doing something unworthwhile, or incorrectly.

"You were supposed to be working on the new project, but nothing has been done! What have you been doing the last three hours?"

"Shirkin' my gerkin."

or


"So I'm waiting for Shelly to finish getting dressed so we can go out, and I end up sitting in the living room with her parents, just shirkin' the gerkin for a whole hour!"

by the Pope March 17, 2005

Gerking

The act of massaging oneselves penis.(masturbation)

Josh loves gerking his small cock while whaching pornography.

by coreyb March 23, 2005

Geekenstein

Proper noun/referring to a geek of mythological proportions

I had another class under Professor Geekenstein

by Luker8urdog September 22, 2006

Geekend

Weekends in which friends get together and participate in activities seen as 'nerdy' or 'geekish' when in fact are insanely fun. Normally held in secret to avoid social exclusion from other members of society, or to prevent overcrowding at such events. Participants will not speak of these events outside their own friend group, and can be the source of many inside jokes. Many examples of these are shown in media, although are not recognised often as 'geekends'. For example, in Jim Carrey's Yes Man Norm holds a Harry Potter party in which everyone must come dressed as their favourite character from the books, and participants hold a Potterthon.

Person 1: Holding a geekend tonight at my house, how about it?
Person 2: Do you need me to bring my Star Wars box set?
Person 1: Already provided my friend.

by thenuggetshapedrobot April 24, 2011

gerkin turbin

A male prophylactic device most commonly known as a condom, rubber, or Joey jacket.

Baby, we gonna bone. Hand me one of them gerkin turbins.

by Javry March 17, 2016

Gerenys

A beautiful girl that no man would like to loose she calls herself ugly but she’s beautiful she can get in fights a lot and may seem mean but she actually has a good side where she is a beautiful nice person and she is also one of the best kissers

Girl1: gerenys is so mean
Girl2:u don’t know her yet she is a beautiful nice person once u get to know her

by Queen1789 December 28, 2018