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gerkin cock

A very small penis similar to the size and shape of a gerkin pickle.
I feel bad for Chris. With his little gerkin cock he can barely jerk off, let alone please a woman.
by cobbnobbler December 29, 2009
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gerkakenaken

St.Olafian word for the exact moment dog feces turns white (if there is such a moment)
lefty:you're retarded.
pancho:well, at least I'm not gerkakenaken
by elfeemcgee April 4, 2011
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surfin' a gerkin

having sex with a man with a small penis that resembles a gerkin.
Having sex with him was like surfin' a gerkin. It was so small, I couldn't even feel anything!
by Catherine M. February 6, 2006
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gerksed

Gerks, to beat the shit out of someone in toronto slang

To get gerksed is to be beaten up
You finna gets gerksed if you dont nize yo shit
by Canadian boi6969669696966 February 20, 2019
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shmerkin ur' gerkin

jerkin your plirkin; all up in your flirkin; also nuirkin your glishirkin could be translated to "isolated self manipulation of ones genitals" founded in 1850 by world renowned explorer Sir Edward Lithius Longfellow Shmerkin; while stranded in isolation on an east african island he had to "shmerk his gerk" in order to pass the days.
Domo! are you shmerkin ur' gerkin? i asked as he sat all alone in the cold dark corner.
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jerkin-gerkin-heimer

Adolescent boy who has pictures of naked women on his bedroom walls.
Man, that kid with the nudy posters is such a jerkin-gerkin-heimer. gerkin-heimergerkin heimer
by rbnightmare May 18, 2009
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jerkin the gerkin

Beating off, paddling the pud, spanking the monkey, rubbing the meat.
by matt October 28, 2003
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