Geriatric fuck

Chance Burns is a peice of fucking shit that loves his tonsils beat up

That idiot is a geriatric fuck

by Dweef March 17, 2020

Geriatric Roulette

Take a sleeping tablet and a laxative at the same time and if you wake up without shitting your pants you have won.

Bob: Want to play a game? how about Geriatric Roulette
Karl: Nah not in the mood to see if I shit myself in my sleep.

by FatGimp December 16, 2019

Geriatric Moment

When you accidentally shit yourself when you just wanted to fart.

Incontinence

Aw man, I just had a geriatric moment.

by blindvolunteer July 13, 2019

geriatric

Used to describe a dog that is attracted to other dogs of the same sex

look at that geriatric dog fucking another dog

by geriatric fucktard November 22, 2023

Geriatric Tune-up

Wiping someone's ass while performing a blow job.

Bob is so fucking old that when I'm blowing him, I have to wipe his ass too. And vice-versa. I have to give Bob his 2K mile Geriatric Tune-up tonight.

by Chanabellewilde April 29, 2015

geriatric pop

Pop music that was popular many years ago (e.g. 90s) and are still enjoyed by people of ages older than gen Alpha.

-what music does you grandma enjoy?

- I guess geriatric pop, like Madonna and Britney Spears

by Mrsidealex January 30, 2025

geriatric

gay dog

lock at that geriatric dog fucking another dude dog

by geriatric fucktard November 22, 2023