Geriatric

Scotties old hag

Scottie’s grandma/girlfriend (geriatric) needs to go to a home

by Bobbylovescoke September 1, 2020

Geriatric Moment

When you accidentally shit yourself when you just wanted to fart.

Incontinence

Aw man, I just had a geriatric moment.

by blindvolunteer July 13, 2019

geriatric incel nigel

Older man that no woman wants to be sexually connected to.

geriatric incel nigel cool

by mrs tosser November 2, 2025

Geriatric Trolls

an older person that lingers or tries to participate in an area usually dominated by a younger crowd. Most often associated with the "back" portion of an adult video store where nefarious sexual activity is taking place.

That porn shop is infested with Geriatric Trolls, you will have better luck with the one next to the college.

by IneedanID June 16, 2011

geriatric

gay dog

lock at that geriatric dog fucking another dude dog

by geriatric fucktard November 22, 2023

Geriatric Tune-up

Wiping someone's ass while performing a blow job.

Bob is so fucking old that when I'm blowing him, I have to wipe his ass too. And vice-versa. I have to give Bob his 2K mile Geriatric Tune-up tonight.

by Chanabellewilde April 29, 2015

geriatric pop

Pop music that was popular many years ago (e.g. 90s) and are still enjoyed by people of ages older than gen Alpha.

-what music does you grandma enjoy?

- I guess geriatric pop, like Madonna and Britney Spears

by Mrsidealex January 30, 2025