A real, top lad. A gentlemen who will go out of his way to ensure everyone and everything around him experiences the best possible life. Common in London and other heavy-cockney areas such as Essex.
by Vndct June 6, 2018
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I was checking out Susan in her micro bikini at the beach when she accidentally sharted herself. Dude I just geezed in my pants there and I had to sit down to face palm.
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Sky: oI boiZ, leT'z Geton sUm GEEEtz
Dip: dUdE, you kiLLed mE,i get a fR33 kIll on u >:C
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Dip: dUdE, you kiLLed mE,i get a fR33 kIll on u >:C
Sky: it'S chjriSmtas, leT/'z get on Sum Geetz
by Benjamin James Kerr Millen November 29, 2018
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Interviewee: I'm a geese goose
Interviewer: A what?
Imterviewee: A geese goose
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Interviewer: A what?
Imterviewee: A geese goose
by johnain'tmyname April 4, 2020
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Take a chill pill, dearie, I’m old - in case you haven’t noticed - and I have earned my right to get out into the world and do some geezer shopping!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2020
Get the geezer shopping mug.to be so completely fucked up on cocaine that you can barely think or talk. Usually is followed by random cleaning of your house or other mindless tasks. Sometimes can result in long winded conversations about nothing.
"Dude I must have went through 2 balls last night, I was geeked as fuck, I started organizing my cds by the last name of the lead singer of the band"
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"Oh shit, I was geeked as fuck last night, I talked to John about the earth's gravitational pull for hours"
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"Oh shit, I was geeked as fuck last night, I talked to John about the earth's gravitational pull for hours"
by The Infamous One August 28, 2007
Get the geeked as fuck mug.In the U.K.: A guy, a bloke, a person in general. The British equivalent of the American slang word "dude".
In the U.S.: An old man, particularly one who is either cranky or eccentric. Rather derogatory term.
In the U.S.: An old man, particularly one who is either cranky or eccentric. Rather derogatory term.
(UK) "You're looking for Johnny? Yeah, he's that geezer over there in the green coat."
(US) "Old man Anderson keeps yelling at the kids playing outside. That geezer!"
(US) "Old man Anderson keeps yelling at the kids playing outside. That geezer!"
by Bill M. September 20, 2004
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