An womaninizer, perfectionists that goes around pulling under devolped men in bed. They try to fix up their problems in bed, along with their dick size and premature ejaculuation
by AlphaGod June 23, 2016
Get the Gail Hoe mug.More formally know as Assc. Gail Lewis is a highly decorated ten year veteran of Walmart.
A legend amongst her peers, Gail served 10 tours of Black Friday and was a survivor of the 2020 Global Toilet Paper Shortage war in which she was awarded 3 purple carts for bravery and valour.
In one intense fight with the enemy (i.e. the customer) during the battle of Black Friday, an associate was once rumoured to ask Gail if they should retreat in face of imminent defeat. Gail’s only response was “There ain’t no going back, only rollbacks…” while charging her pallet jack through the hoards of customers and shooting her scan gun at anything that moved. Not even the children survived.
A legend amongst her peers, Gail served 10 tours of Black Friday and was a survivor of the 2020 Global Toilet Paper Shortage war in which she was awarded 3 purple carts for bravery and valour.
In one intense fight with the enemy (i.e. the customer) during the battle of Black Friday, an associate was once rumoured to ask Gail if they should retreat in face of imminent defeat. Gail’s only response was “There ain’t no going back, only rollbacks…” while charging her pallet jack through the hoards of customers and shooting her scan gun at anything that moved. Not even the children survived.
by anonymous November 26, 2023
Get the Gail Lewis mug.Gail Lewis is an American Hero, retired on 11/16/2023. Per an executive order made by President Joseph Biden, flags will be flown at half-mast on this day to mourn the end of her service.
Gail served as a 10 year associate, receiving 2 purple carts and played an instrumental role in sale team 6. She always had her teams back, even through the pandemic.
She received her first purple cart in her 2015/16 service, and went back to back for 2016/17. Originally known for her aggression, she switched up her approach in 2017 and adopted a more defensive style. She has written extensively on her theory of counter terrorism largely based on her practical experience.
Gail served as a 10 year associate, receiving 2 purple carts and played an instrumental role in sale team 6. She always had her teams back, even through the pandemic.
She received her first purple cart in her 2015/16 service, and went back to back for 2016/17. Originally known for her aggression, she switched up her approach in 2017 and adopted a more defensive style. She has written extensively on her theory of counter terrorism largely based on her practical experience.
Person 1: Bro Walmarts been falling apart lately.
Person 2: Facts bro, I've been going to Target ever since Gail Lewis retired.
Person 2: Facts bro, I've been going to Target ever since Gail Lewis retired.
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Get the Gail's door mat mug.A British version of the American Karen. Usually an upper-middle class or upper-class entitled white woman.
Many have long blonde hair and visit the GAIL'S expensive bakery / cafe.
Many have long blonde hair and visit the GAIL'S expensive bakery / cafe.
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Get the Virginia Gail mug.gail is a 768 year old inner demon of caitlin hughes. gails pronouns are they/meow. gail is deranged, insane and can only be summoned by a number of emo type songs. i cannot tell you these songs as summoning gail is the equivalent of a death sentence. Gail like terrorise innocent civilians and the general public. gail is a nazi loving, racist, discriminatory, homophobic(yet bisexual) cunt
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