Bob-Gail messaged me this "Hdhddjidodbddidiid"
Dave- "what tbe fuck does that mean??"
Bob- "shit, i gailed again"
Dave- "what tbe fuck does that mean??"
Bob- "shit, i gailed again"
by Fuck sake bob July 27, 2018

she's the most psychotic and crazy, mentally unstable, will steal yo girl cuz she's gay and makes stops at your moms house.
will commit arson in your property and set fire to your front porch.
she can also be selfless. always willing to give money to her friends without expecting anything back.
has a shlong longer than 2 bannas combined.
she's the best and if you have a gail don't abandon her like her father did.
will commit arson in your property and set fire to your front porch.
she can also be selfless. always willing to give money to her friends without expecting anything back.
has a shlong longer than 2 bannas combined.
she's the best and if you have a gail don't abandon her like her father did.
by GoobieHQ August 28, 2021

Gail Lewis is an American Hero, retired on 11/16/2023. Per an executive order made by President Joseph Biden, flags will be flown at half-mast on this day to mourn the end of her service.
Gail served as a 10 year associate, receiving 2 purple carts and played an instrumental role in sale team 6. She always had her teams back, even through the pandemic.
She received her first purple cart in her 2015/16 service, and went back to back for 2016/17. Originally known for her aggression, she switched up her approach in 2017 and adopted a more defensive style. She has written extensively on her theory of counter terrorism largely based on her practical experience.
Gail served as a 10 year associate, receiving 2 purple carts and played an instrumental role in sale team 6. She always had her teams back, even through the pandemic.
She received her first purple cart in her 2015/16 service, and went back to back for 2016/17. Originally known for her aggression, she switched up her approach in 2017 and adopted a more defensive style. She has written extensively on her theory of counter terrorism largely based on her practical experience.
Person 1: Bro Walmarts been falling apart lately.
Person 2: Facts bro, I've been going to Target ever since Gail Lewis retired.
Person 2: Facts bro, I've been going to Target ever since Gail Lewis retired.
by Gail Lewis December 3, 2023

by Gail fitz August 28, 2021

Gail Lewis is the best walmart employee we have seen in the past 10 years sadly she quit after 10 strong years of catching thieves her prime year was 2016 with 10000 thieves caught she will always be remembered in our hearts.
by oreoos December 13, 2023

by SneezeMaster4000 June 23, 2017

Gail is the best grandma you can ever have. She is a crazy, short old lady. She has a love hate relationship with cooking and loves her youngest grandkids. She loves to sit around and gossip while smoking a Marlboro red. She’s always sick but still believes she could carry and horse and never gives up. She’s the most stubborn woman you will meet.
Gail is gossiping about the family again!
by Ale eats farts January 7, 2023
