Mom goggles

Like beer goggles, mom goggles cloud the wearer's vision making their child look absolutely perfect in their eyes. Works with looks, intelligence and skills.

Mom: Oh my little girl is the best in her dance class! She jumps the highest and is the most graceful out of everyone!

Friend: Um... Are we looking at the same kid? I think you've got your mom goggles on.

Mom goggles by danca gurl December 5, 2010

scrub goggles

Secondary to working long periods in a healthcare setting resulting in sexual deprivation and a distortion of one's standards, scrub goggles is a phenomenon in which physically unattractive males wearing scrubs start to appear beautiful.

I must have had scrub goggles on, 'cause Dr. Smith did not look good when we went out to dinner.

scrub goggles by CThumbelina February 14, 2012

Pussy Goggles 

When a person acts like T**i acted because of L**a

"FODO-VOS OS CORNOS SE FALAREM MAL DA L**A"-T**I
"Tás majé com Pussy Goggles"- O RESTO

Pussy Goggles by .xXPUSSYSLAYER69Xx. June 17, 2019

Ze goggles, zey do nothing! 

Derived from the episode of the simpsons "Radioactive Man" Season 7, Episode 2

During the shooting of the new Radioactive Man movie and the most expensive shot in the film, Rainier Wolfcastle, as Radioactive Man, is badly burnt by a 40 foot wall of sulphuric acid which Millhouse, playing Fallout Boy, was supposed to save him from. Radioactive Man, clothes melting off, exclaims "MY EYES... the googles, they do nothing!" In his best Austrian accent of course. Hence "Ze googles, zey do nothing!"

I like to use this quote when I've accidentally looked into the sun or at anything exceptionaly shiney.

Rupert: Check out the VR4 I've just had it waxed
Sean: *shields face* my eyes... ze goggles, zey do nothing..

Caroline: Lets hit the town, im wearing my shiney shoes...
Sean: *shields face* my eyes... ze goggles, zey do nothing!

Ze goggles, zey do nothing! by Sean Noway January 10, 2008

Sex Goggles 

Overlooking sometimes glaring flaws in someone's personality or physical appearance because the sex is great. Similar to beer goggles, and sometimes resulting from it, sex goggles can be hard to clear do to the fact that we could all use a good lay.

David's skill in bed overshadowed his extra pounds, annoying habits, know-it-all attitude, and crappy job. Liz planned on keeping her sex goggles on until something better, and in a more permanent package, came along.

Sex Goggles by Kate Charlton August 24, 2008

tech goggles 

The reduced standards in women all men at Georgia Tech fall victim. A result of so few attractive women. Similar to beer goggles but sans alcohol.

<Tech student> Damn she's hot!
<other college student> Hell no! That bitch is deuce... deuce and a half easy.

tech goggles by Anonymous November 5, 2003

beer goggles 

phenomenon in which one's consumption of alcohol makes physically unattractive persons appear beautiful; summed up by the phrase, "there are no ugly women at closing time"

When I took her to bed, she looked like Halle Berry. When I woke up, she looked like Keith Richards!

beer goggles by Silky Smooth November 20, 2003