fustilarian

A low fellow; a stinkard; a scoundrel; a fustilarian.

'Away you scullion! you rampallian! you fustilarian!' Shakespeare

by thegoivemaster May 17, 2007

fittin

Although once thought to describe the act of having a fit (i.e., a seizure), it has evolved into a ghetto way to say "fixin' to, about to, or going to do something."

I ain't fittin to take no spelin class.

by Robb H. September 23, 2006

Happy Funtime Party

A gangbang, but specifically a gangbang with a stripper or professional sex worker of some type. The implication is an impromptu gangbang usually with the stripper hired in for a bachelor party, or the strip-a-gram girl sent out to some other type of stag event or sausage fest.
While not an event which to fit the definition requires consent, there is some implication of it being a business transaction, the terms might not be particularly favorable for the provider as the settled upon price may have been influenced by the fact that the provider was naked and outnumbered.
As expected, this occurs more frequently when the sex worker is inexperienced or unprepared for the scene, but it also tends to plague providers who are overweight or are less attractive for some reason or another.
When a Happy Funtime Party is initiated because the party goers were disappointed with the stripper the ensuing activity can easily degenerate into a Pig Fucking Contest.

That may have been the most whiskey tango bachelor party I've ever attended, the stripper was pushing 40 and had a prosthetic leg and a lazy eye and she took an extra fifty to upgrade the toy show into a happy funtime party.

by Phineas T July 5, 2009

fattitude

A fat overweight person who loves themselves but is grossly overweight with attitude but dosent have the right to be so.

Someone who likes to be over confident but really isn't and has fattitude

by MUCKSPREADER1 May 2, 2014

fattie fuck

Using a lubricated fold of fat to stimulate a penis. This act can result in climax or simply as foreplay. This act is much like tittie fucking but is using one or more folds of fat instead of breasts.

"That chick had so many rolls I fattie fucked her all night long and still didn't run out of places to put it."

by Rob_SD January 23, 2008

fatticus

A greek-roman inspired insult used to call a person fat, in replacement of his or her name.

Hey Fatticus, how many ripples does it take to get to the center of your stomach?

by SuperSpecialAwesomePerson March 5, 2009

Fattitude

Sassy obese women that feel the are equal and somewhat more desirable than thinner women.

Weighing in at 305 lbs, Brenda walked into the room and showed mad fattitude to the thinner models.

by Phia August 28, 2018