Fumosexual

People that love fumo

Citra : I love fumos.

Jeed : same, I'm fumosexual.
Neo : I relate.

by agisijeed April 7, 2021

FUBUSTA

For us, by us, sold to anyone.
The proper and accurate name for FUBU clothing wear.

Dan Quintis thought was black when he got his new FUBU wear, but the wigger didn't see that it was really FUBUSTA

by Moses Loober November 6, 2004

fumunda cheese

cheese from under "fumunda" my nutsack

"would you like some cheese fumunda my nuts?"

by Mike "the man" R. February 20, 2003

fumu

fuck up move up

total incompetent gets a promotion

by nifty fifty June 21, 2004

Fumurka-Durka

the name for when you see a walrus on the bus eating a kit-kat.

you get on the bus look at the back seats and there is a walrus named Dave eating a kit-kat so you say Fumurka-Durka

by turnaa February 27, 2011

FEMUS

An annoying coworker who thinks that he is an authority on every subject ever conceived. Behavior includes (but is not limited to) butting in to every conversation within ear-shot, complains incessantly, taking over and fucking up other people's projects, picking fights for the sake of fighting, fucking up because he thinks that he knows everything and doesn't need to RTFM or ask questions to more knowledgeable staff members, invites himself along to lunches and happy hours, brags incessantly, physically stinks of rotten cabbage, and crying whenever something doesn't go his way.

Originally conceived as an acronym for our coworker Sam's bizarro twin - "Fat, Evil, Melting, and Ugly Sammy."

"God damnit! Who invited Femus!"


Guy 1: "...then we went to the Pizza House for lunch..."
Femus: "You know, the origins of pizza are very interesting. They come from the Aboriginal tribes of Scandinavia and include rack mountable switch plates and overdrive compartments."
Guy 1: "What the fuck are you talking about? Who asked you anyway, you stupid fucking prick."

by billberto March 23, 2005

fudus

n. (FOO dus)

An accumulation of things you don't need to keep, but you're not sure you want to throw away.

My hard drive is full of fudus.

by Brian Kofford June 12, 2005