A day on August 9th where everyone exposes/drops their fake friends, because, really, who the hell wants them here anymore?
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Thomas Friedman is an ex-pornstar and op-ed writer for the New York Times. Friedman is a 'radical centrist, and writes from the point of view of the creamy middle of the political spectrum. Like other journalistic hacks, he believes that bipartisanship for the sake of bipartisanship is the greatest good politicians should strive for, regardless of the outcome. He is also known for his advocacy of a 'Third Party' candidacy for president, despite the fact that most of his political views are already represented by Centrist Democrats and President Obama.
Friedman is often criticized for his bizarre writing style. As Matt Taibbi famously put it: "He has an anti-ear, and it's absolutely infallible; he is a Joyce or a Flaubert in reverse, incapable of rendering even the smallest details without genius."
Friedman is the author of "The World is Flat, which is wrong, because the Earth is actually round.
Friedman is often criticized for his bizarre writing style. As Matt Taibbi famously put it: "He has an anti-ear, and it's absolutely infallible; he is a Joyce or a Flaubert in reverse, incapable of rendering even the smallest details without genius."
Friedman is the author of "The World is Flat, which is wrong, because the Earth is actually round.
Guy #1: Did you read today's Thomas Friedman op-ed? He was talking about how a Paan vendor in Mumbai told him that globalization is like an inverted ice cream cone with a sizzling steak on top of it with a wireless internet connection. I've got no clue what the hell he's talking about.
Guy #2: No, I don't read Thomas Friedman. I'm not a lobbyist or a corporate CEO.
Guy #2: No, I don't read Thomas Friedman. I'm not a lobbyist or a corporate CEO.
by Ufotofu9 August 5, 2011
Get the Thomas Friedman mug.1. Deriving pleasure from the pain of a friendship that you wish was something more.
2. Protecting a friendship by not making a move despite having feelings for the other party involved.
3. Attempting to remain friends with a person that broke up with you, knowing full well it will destroy you.
2. Protecting a friendship by not making a move despite having feelings for the other party involved.
3. Attempting to remain friends with a person that broke up with you, knowing full well it will destroy you.
The guy knew that continuing to talk too, and hang out with, her would mean he's in a masochistic friendship at best.
He has so many girls as friends that one or two are bound to be masochistic friendships.
He has so many girls as friends that one or two are bound to be masochistic friendships.
by -DJP- September 27, 2011
Get the Masochistic Friendship mug.An exclamation of surprise akin to "holy shit," designed for situations or events for which it would be necessary to use something crazier than "holy fucking shit."
Max: "Hey look, you're ex is making out with that guy you hate!"
Me: "Holy fucking chicken-fried shit patties!"
Me: "Holy fucking chicken-fried shit patties!"
by Sanitariumchild420 March 9, 2011
Get the Holy Fucking Chicken-Fried Shit Patties mug.John: Did you know that Hitler and Mussolini were Best Führer Friends?
Mary: They were?! I guess you do learn something new everyday!
Mary: They were?! I guess you do learn something new everyday!
by jeonnifer May 4, 2017
Get the Best Führer Friends mug.Two friends who trust each other enough to engage in sexual activity without fear of hurting the other's feelings. Ideal scenario for folk who are not interested in a serious relationship, or who do not have time for one. Not a boyfriend or girlfriend; neither party has to refrain from dating other people. Also not a word tool for a player to have sex with women he does not care about. A smart alternative to random hook-ups.
John and I are friends with benefits. We just hang out, and have sex. It's easy, now that we've established the ground rules. If we stopped having sex, we'd still be friends.
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