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mattress fracking

Having a wet dream while sleeping on your stomach
Geology Professor: "Oil drillers shoot silt at high speeds to split rocks underground to find and raise oil. This is called 'fracking.'"

Student (whispering): "Huh, I guess I did some mattress fracking last night."
by TheHumbucker November 8, 2013
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taint fracking

When you have intercourse with a woman by using your penis to drill a hole in between her vagina and anus.
I was so tired of plain old anal with her, so we explored some untapped taint fracking opportunities.
by Phil Nagi November 23, 2016
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fanny fracking

the process of injecting liquid at high pressure into a fanny
I'm going to give her a right fanny fracking When I get home
by Rivet busters July 20, 2017
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franking

liking/having a crush on somebody because you have no other options.
A: I think I might have a crush on this guy in my friend group.
B: Yeah because he’s literally the only guy there. You’re just franking, trust me.
by maneater March 15, 2021
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teeter fracking

Teeter fracking and it’s original origins is still under Discrepancy, however; much speculation is placed on the Girl Scouts movement of 2012. WARNING The actual process is timely and dangerous, but can produce incredible results. A teeter frack involves either a male or female inserting a catheter in both parties urethras. At this point it is now possible to thrust piss from one bladder to the other creating a teeter totter effect.
Hi Gregorgay how about we link up our cocks and we can thrust some piss in each other teeter fracking style
by Gregorgay July 19, 2019
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Franking out

Franking, Franked:
When you are so high that any noise you hear in you house/apartment makes you think someone is trying to arrest you, just like Ann Frank listening for Nazi's in her attic.

Frankers normally say things like, "Shh, what was that man?" or "Shh" followed by the silence of the franker listening for noises.

Normally used to describe a bud smoking novice, but a serious smoker can frank out just the same.
I think Dj smoked way too much, look at him franking out over there.

Last night I was hella blazed man, I kept hearing noises in my kitchen. I was franking out hardcore.

Dude am I franking out or did you hear that door slam
by ThaBirdman December 11, 2010
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Franking

The act of bending ones knees during sex in order to last longer
Yo, Smellis bro! You gotta try this new move in the sack! Franking made me last 20 minutes!
by Burnie Sandurs January 30, 2017
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