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The fortune cookie

When a man ejaculates into a females armpit leaving a surprise when opened.
by Dranky DeBeers June 24, 2015
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fortune cookie tongue

any asian with a lisp
shes hot but she has a fortune cookie tongue
by the friendly farmer November 29, 2010
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American Fortune Cookie

The American Fortune Cookie is a complex sex position where the female lies straight on her back like a plank. The male sits on her mouth and places his penis in her nostril. The female begins tickling the male's feet while he shits in her mouth and begins to thrust at her nostril.
"I tried the American Fortune Cookie yesterday, and I swear i've never felt so relieved after."
"Chinese Fortune Cookies are so boring when you've tried the American Fortune Cookie."
by Dadornetto April 24, 2018
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Fortune cookie

Fold her in half and break her like a fortune cookie.
by Von Chickenfoot March 11, 2017
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Fortune Cookie NEWS

The journalistic style of many Mainstream Media NEWS organizations that purports to foretell the future rather than report on the present. Often times used as a persuasive tool to make a population DO or BELIEVE in something.
Did you see CNN last night? Fortune Cookie NEWS claims the end of the world is coming unless we vote for candidate "X".
by Sun 'n Rain July 2, 2022
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