forgot the receipt

This is an expression used when someone takes a dump in the public bathroom without wiping or flushing. In this context, receipt means toilet paper.

"Ew..."
"What?"
"Someone forgot the receipt!"
"That's disgusting."

by Random_Wordz January 24, 2022

forgot to say bye

when your friend Luke rudely hangs up the skype call with you because his mom is yelling at him to get ready then you're still technically still in a call with him.

"hey you forgot to say bye so we're technically still in a call"
"wow travis you're so smart this is why you're my bestest friend"
":)"

by grrgrrcat April 14, 2017

Forgot how to English

A slang term for when someone stutters or makes a mistake when talking, usually followed by “for a second”. Has a similar meaning to “I can’t words”

P1: “Hey dude, do you know when the team meet is over?”
P2: “It should end at 9:56”
P1: “Thanks lamb”
P2: “Bro, what?”
P1: “I meant man! Sorry, I forgot how to English for a second”
P2: “Haha, it’s okay”

by T-pose cat June 19, 2022

I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men".

It belongs in a museum!

Yes, Dad --- I admit that I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men". Yeah, yeah --- just like I stupidly let your Grail diary fall into the hands of the Nazis! Don't call me "Junior".

by QuacksO December 1, 2023

So funny I forgot to laugh

Use This if you finds a video/text/image/tiktoks that you're friend's think it's funny

Goofy ahh uncle:Hey why the bears meet at their house?
Goofy ahhh me:why?
Goofy ahh uncle:So they can mate…..
Hahhahahahahahahahahah

(More goofy ahhh acumalaka laugh and moan from uncle:
Goofy ahh me:Ayo so funny I forgot to laugh😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐

by Argo Lawu August 25, 2022

forgot

forgot; Forgot is a past tense used to express that you have don't remember because you forgot, forgot is basically the past tense of forget

(Forgotted is not a word by the way)

I don't remember telling you this, maybe i forgot

by forgotted is NOT a word April 20, 2022

forgot password?

Just use a password manager and you will never have to deal with any passwords. ever.

Not Bill: "Ugh, forgot my password again. Now i gotta go through the whole "forgot password?" process"
Bill:"My password manager automatically logs me in and it also generates super strong passwords that are practically impossible to break."
Be like Bill

by Incognitux February 16, 2023