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Turkish firefight

verb: when two males cum in a partners ears usally preformed on prostitutes in the southwestern part of Turkey where the unemployment rate is highest due to the lack of agrecultural development.
my friend Will and I just pulled a Turkish firefight on that bitch Larissa
by theXW0lf September 6, 2009
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alabama firefighter

The act of lighting your partners pubic hair on fire, then ejactulating to put it out. Much like a firefighter would a house ablaze.
"Man Dylan, she's still complaining about her 3rd degree burns. I couldn't cum fast enough. That alabama firefighter can really sneak up on a guy"
by Double D Productions March 29, 2008
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challenger motor freight

Cambridge-based trucking company known for their 100 km/h speeds. Owned by mr Einweeinie (Dan Einwechter, origin unknown) and directed by safety boss Bobby Can't go farther than Halfayard Halfyard.

They sport the usual Challenger Logo with a Red, Yellow and Blue flag. Their yard in Cambridge Ontario, is based on the same scheme as Super Dave Osborne's "Super Dave Compound".

There is a rumor going at Challenger that it was named after Bob Halfyard, who was "challenged" to run half a yard and couldn't go farther. Halfyard was half-challenged!

Challenger owns Cam Ditz (Hiltz), AGAIN! Motor Freight (Elgin Motor Freight), Motor City Sexpress (MCX) and Challenged! Motor Freight (Challenger Motor Freight).

The Challenger drivers are usually courteous but are the butts of many jokes. Usually they're called the Challenged Monkeys, Mentally Challenged, and Challengees.
Dan : I drive for Challenger Motor Freight!
Man : Good for you son! I drive for Swift!
Dan : SWING WIDE! IT'S A FUCKING TRAILER MAN!
by Disgruntled Greyhound Driver November 19, 2006
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Negro firefight

The situation where one person or group of people (usually gang members or other thugs) discharge firearms in the general direction of another person or group of people with the intent to injure or kill the second person or party, but empty their weapons of ammunition without striking the intended target.
I saw two dudes fire 15 shots each at each other at point blank range and somehow they were such bad shots that they missed with every round. Now that's what I call a Negro firefight.
by Big Billy G April 28, 2008
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Hobo freight

A non trademarked version of the name Harbor freight. Coined by Derek, creator of Vice Grip Garage. Probably because Harbor Freight offers tools at dirt cheap prices, of dirt cheap quality, mostly made of Chinesium. Who of us haven't broken a H.F ratchet?
"Hey Alex, you got your Hobo Freight tools? I need to work on my Dodge Neon, and I don't care if I break something."
by Watchalater July 10, 2021
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freight trained

feeling like an emotional wreckage after some iccident and now all you can do is lie around feeling like crap
my girlfriend just dumped me, i'm totally freight trained
by lukethebigfatleonard May 9, 2007
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Fortnight Stand

Fourteen consecutive days of casual relations with a man/woman where upon on the fifteenth sunrise, both participants high five and part ways.
Joe- "I got laid fourteen nights in a row."
Jake- "Dude, a fortnight stand."

Taylor- "I'm only looking for a fortnight stand."
by Allen395 November 7, 2010
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