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conversational fore-play

When someone wants to talk to you but instead of getting to the point, they skirt around the issue by talking about other, less important things. Also when there is a big point to make, but you are nervous and can't get right into the big point without telling a meaningless story or two.
My Boss: Well, Kevin, I wanted to talk to you today. Please sit down.
Me: Is there a problem Jesse?
My Boss: Not really, but how are you doing today Kevin?
Me: I'm doing fine I guess. But what was it you wanted to talk to me about?
My Boss: Don't worry, we'll get to that. First, I want to tell you about when I started with the company ten years ag-
Me: Look Jesse, I have a lot of reports to run, so if you don't mind cutting out the conversational fore-play, and let's talk business?

(Actual conversational foreplay with my boss)
by KP The Quality OG August 28, 2009
mugGet the conversational fore-playmug.

rumple fore-skin

the uncercumsized penis of an elderly man
Yeah he was rich. I still couldn't do it though, he had a rumple fore-skin
by einsteins jockstrap April 19, 2004
mugGet the rumple fore-skinmug.

premature fore-gasm

the act in which a male gets too excited during fore play and ejaculates before the actual act of sex begins.
-I really like Brian, but his premature fore-gasms are really starting to annoy me. He's like a young teenager.
by 3PJ February 27, 2011
mugGet the premature fore-gasmmug.

Four Finger Fore Play

The act of inserting your finger into four of a girl’s orifices in an order that would surprise you: ass, mouth, vagina, and nose.
Bro, I gave your girlfriend the Four Finger Fore Play, dont kiss her tonight.
by hairy nut flinger May 29, 2013
mugGet the Four Finger Fore Playmug.

fore-mid-gut-hind-gut

Did she let u put it in her fore-mid-gut-hind-gut
by foremidguthindgut May 24, 2018
mugGet the fore-mid-gut-hind-gutmug.

Fore

To sit in front of a fire on someones face.
I can't wait to sit around the fore with you.
by Dotman101 May 13, 2021
mugGet the Foremug.

Fore smack

When your foreskin hits the ground after circumcision and the doctor nuts
Guy 1: My son gor circumcised
Guy 2: did they do a fore smack
Guy 1: I did
by Captain cum_bag96 April 22, 2021
mugGet the Fore smackmug.

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