fook

The honker or canadian verion of the word fuck.

He Pierre it's really cold as fook in this hockey rink eh?
Fook this I'm aboot to leave.

by Psychobillypimpstyle January 27, 2003

fook

An character in douglas adams book, who wanted to disect main characters (Arthur Dent) brain, in order to get knowledge to the ultimate answer about life, universe and everything.
Fook belonged to the Ethereal / multiplanar race of creatures, wich only appeared as mouse on this plane of existance.

- no relative example for word fook

by Jaxx DeHawx April 7, 2008

Fook

A fat gook. AKA: a fat asain.

Hey man check out the fook across the street.

by The Janator October 20, 2010

Fooking

To be on Facebook for an extended period of time

Sarah: Hey Emily, what are you up to?
Emily: Hey! nm just fooking around.

by eringirl39 January 20, 2012

fook

another funneh way of sayin f**k, obviously less rude but you also sound like the guy off the itv advert with the monkey or mon-keh! oh ye - JONNY VEGAS NOOBS.

fook. I just shot a nail into my head.

by weeabix April 25, 2005

Fooke

Fuck but for cooler people who are (unsuccesfully) sly about swearing. Usually said with a farmer accent because we are fookin' awesome in the forest.

What the fooke? Where's my sammich?

by Dudegimme March 6, 2011

fook

Fu** Duckies language

Fook you

by Jagoe June 9, 2004