by finneb January 14, 2023
Get the fmifoym mug.Joe: Hey Jack! Look at that guy over there. Motorcycle, no helmet, hair blowin' in the wind, pistol hanging from his belt and not a care in the world.
Jack: That's how it is down here. It's a FLifestyle.
Jack: That's how it is down here. It's a FLifestyle.
by Ellen Thegenerous February 1, 2023
Get the FLifeStyle mug.A website in which every entry is composed by a 43 year old man in his mother's basement, and people read them and believe it actually happened, when in reality, each scenario was just a fabricated anecdote with no variation, and whose prose is conveniently similar to EVERY OTHER GODDAMN ENTRY ON THE SITE. But what can you expect from a man with an extreme oedipal complex who has never seen the light of day.
Today, I made a fmlife.com entry that was written exactly like every other one. FML
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by killing frenzy April 22, 2009
Get the fmylife.com mug.Fuck my life in the ear.
Similar to FML. When FML isn't intense enough to use. Adding "in the ear" makes it much more intense.
Similar to FML. When FML isn't intense enough to use. Adding "in the ear" makes it much more intense.
A: Dude! We have a test in 20 minutes! You didn't get the email?
B: What?! I hate when professors email important stuff! FMLITE!
B: What?! I hate when professors email important stuff! FMLITE!
by TheDoode April 30, 2010
Get the FMLITE mug.Fuck Me It's Friday - An expression and acronym that became popular only after the release of the Rebecca Black single, "Friday". The speaker is already aware of the onslaught of references to the aforementioned song they will hear over the course of the day.
Rabbi Kablack: Ugh, FMIF.
Rab Akablak: Yeah, well at least tomorrow is Saturday.
Rebecca Black: And Sunday, comes afterwerrrrrrrrrds.
Rab Akablak: Yeah, well at least tomorrow is Saturday.
Rebecca Black: And Sunday, comes afterwerrrrrrrrrds.
by Timbo_Slice April 21, 2011
Get the FMIF mug."Fuck, My Life Is Average" - A hybrid of FML (fuck my life) and MLIA (my life is average), two popular internet memes, expressing dissatisfaction that your life is not interesting enough to denote internet-level attention.
FMLIA all I did today was go to the gym today after work, and nothing remotely embarrassing or interesting happened.
by contributer #7029 July 26, 2009
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