Fluster-Fucked

1) A state of being where one is creating a mess due to their being overwhelmed or in a brain fog.

Ex: I'm so fluster-fucked I keep knocking everything over because my head is so foggy.

2) Ending up having sex with someone while the events leading up to such were a fog or blur.

Ex: last night I was a fluster-fuck; I have no idea who the guy was at the party that I slept with since I was so wasted.

3) Being screwed over by people because of mistakes one is making in a brain fog.

Ex: I got fluster-fucked at work today when a coworker stole my idea that I was poorly articulating to my boss.

4) Knowing one is going to screw everything up due to the severity of brain fog.

Ex: I'm so fluster-fucked: I'm going to screw up my presentation at work since my head is so foggy.
Since I received the bad news, I'm so fluster-fucked I can't see straight.
by ~Riversong~ November 8, 2022
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flustered cluck

The sound a chicken makes when she is in a compromised situation.
Our chickens were left out in the storm by accident; we only put them in the coop when we heard their flustered clucks over the sound of the thunder.
by RZAPat March 16, 2012
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Crying Flustered

When you get flustered with the pit feeling of crying in your stomach and face. Basically, that flood of emotion that causes a bit of a fluster that makes you want to cry. But you hold back the tears and keep it in control, so you don't cry.
Friend: Hey, are you okay, I heard about the breakup.
Me: yeah, it's just when I talk about it I get a bit crying flustered.
Friend: what do you mean?

Me: That feeling of emotion you get which makes you feel like you need to cry.
by Taboo13 May 28, 2018
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flustering

The sensation in which someone's eyelash gets stuck in their eye, and they blink very hard to try and get it out
example of it in a sentence-

she was flustering when she had an eyelash in her eye
by dictionaryyyy123.ie November 16, 2023
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Fluster Cluck

Civilian version of the military 'Cluster Fuck'.

When too many unqualified people try to "help", but only make a problem worse, by giving bad advice, getting excited and spreading FUD. (everyone gets flustered and they start to sound like chickens clucking....)
Our manufacturing tech got confused, but instead of asking one engineer for help he emailed 6 managers and co-workers. It set off an email storm and he went home early! It turned into a complete Fluster Cluck!
by nobody@nowhere.com September 1, 2022
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flustering

The sensation in which someone's eyelash gets stuck in their eye, and they blink very hard to try and get it out
example of it in a sentence:

she was flustering when the eyelash got into her eye
by dictionaryyyy123.ie November 16, 2023
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When you surprise her by putting 3 fingers in her pussy.
I totally pulled a three finger fluster strike on her!
by Alek Wright February 23, 2022
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