flurd

get wasted in shoreditch on a thursday night with a bird, take bird back to yours, shag bird all night, keep on shagging bird in the morning while pretending to work from home

< andrewh> i think it stands for "get wasted in shoreditch on a thursday night with a bird, take bird back to yours, shag bird all night, keep on shagging bird in the morning while pretending to work from home"

<@tonyj> andrewh: if you looked up the definition of flurd in the dictionary that's what you'd find.

by jenzaa January 15, 2011

Flubola

When the Flu Virus finally collides with the Ebola virus and creates an airborne super virus killing people instantly and resurrecting them into sweating, bunged up, sneezing zombies.

The World has been devastated by the mutated super virus Flubola.

by Tiggs31 October 11, 2014

The Fluoride Treatment

When you squeeze out at least half a tube of toothpaste on your dick and then brush some bitch's teeth with it.

Jessica had a dirty mouth so I gave that whore the Fluoride Treatment

by Brian H January 28, 2008

flurfie

upset, morose, haunted, sullen, acrimonious

The flurfie mood of the Thanksgiving dinner drove Johnny to cut himself.

by Robert M. Jackson January 16, 2007

flurfnee

A complete euphanism for any curse

"Why you flurfing flurfer!" farmer Bob screamed at the kids stealing his cabbage

by Ivan Zero May 4, 2004

flurg

Misspelling of FLIRG.

From SNL, Amy Poehler as Hillary Clinton: "And don't refer to me as a 'FLIRJ.' I Googled what it stands for and I do not like it."

FLURG = FLIRG

by Big Daddy 99 November 2, 2008

Flurge

An aging female you do not want to have sex with.

Hillary Clinton is a flurge with cankles

by syrynxx September 14, 2008