flurg

Misspelling of FLIRG.

From SNL, Amy Poehler as Hillary Clinton: "And don't refer to me as a 'FLIRJ.' I Googled what it stands for and I do not like it."

FLURG = FLIRG

by Big Daddy 99 November 2, 2008

La Flurke

The art of flicking a persons ear that has the rare skin disorder known as Ehlers Danlos, in a repeated fashion, while screaming "La Flurke!!!!!"

"My father would always La Flurke me when I was younger."

- Joe Zambetti (A real Ehlers Danlos victim)

by Stretchierer March 24, 2010

Flurge

An aging female you do not want to have sex with.

Hillary Clinton is a flurge with cankles

by syrynxx September 14, 2008

flurch

When you fart and unexpectedly shit your pants.

Aww man, I flurched yesterday waiting for the John...

by Jon-Miester November 11, 2008

Flurt

An individual protest against sexism. A flurt is someone who flurts with the rules of society, showing the world that women are more than sex objects and baby makers: They are real women with real voices.

Suzy flurted with the idea that she was supposed to be a homemaker, going into carpentry instead.

by vanslykea April 26, 2013

Flurgle

verb - To act or speak in a manner consistent with the onomatopoeic quality exuded by the very word; Flurgle.

Don't you hate it when you've just finished eating, and the person you're with decides to start talking to you? Namely, when they haven't quite emptied their mouth of the food they just chewed on, creating a "flurgle" sound with every-single-syllable they heave out..

by Strange Blue Objects August 12, 2006

flurj

First Lady U Regret Jizzing-over

Michelle Obama is hot, not like that flurj Laura Bush.

by Jaydawgz March 9, 2014