suck flute

A musical instrument a lady will play when she wants to make an exceptionally large purchase with her man's credit card.

One day, she wanted a new Louis Vuitton handbag. That night, she played the suck flute for her man. She played it so well, she could have been a member of the New York symphony. The next day, she purchased the handbag with her man's credit card.

by JayLovesHolly February 23, 2011

lamb flume

used to describe someone's arse hole

i went to a gaybar once, some guy tried to do me up the lamb flume

by sid and flo's mogging co. August 16, 2007

skin flute

a gay man's favorite instrument

Brendan, silly, can you come over here and play my skin flute for me? It will be thupar

by Ebag Nigel Gunther February 9, 2015

Reverse Log Flume

The Reverse Log Flume is when A girl is balanced on her shoulders and upper back with her legs bent towards her face. A guy is fucking her in the ass while she is shitting and pissing on her own face. The Reverse Log means the girl is geting fucked in the ass because a log (or shit) comes out of the ass, but since the guy is fucking her in the ass its going back in, hense Reverse Log. The flume part actually goes with Log Flume or an amusement park ride in which you get splashed with water in your face at the end. Hense the pissing in her own face part.

Mike - Hey Susie did you finish your chili yet?
Susie- Yes Mike are you going to Reverse Log flume my turtle heading asshole?

by Elohdaeh May 22, 2008

Flute

This is a universal term used in Baltimore. This could mean scared, pussy, dumb, stupid, anything you can put in front of the term “ass bitch”. A flute is pretty much all of those insults combined and means you’re just an overall Bitch ass nigga.

“Yo you’re a flute ass bitch for that”

by so__not__perfect__ May 28, 2018

Flesh Flute

A mans penis, especially when another person is playing it.

David is a master at the flesh flute.

by Tatanka September 11, 2003

Flune

To come down with the flu.

The term originates in the US mid-south, possibly in Arkansas or Tennessee. It is a supposed combination of the words "flu" and "flown". To "flune away" is to recover from the flu.

"I'm afraid he flune."
"I'm sorry, you've flune"
"He gonna be flune for a week or more."
"They flune him at work so he gonna call in sick today."
"He flune away!"
"I hope I don't flune!"

by Pimped-pot Spaceman September 27, 2011