flurking schnitt

well, it ain't that tough: fucking shit

Oh, flurking schnitt!

by Bob Noxious November 6, 2003

Fluking

The act of fucking a girl who demands that you pay for the contraception.

I was fluking this fat, ugly, liberal, and it cost me $5.00 in condoms!

by Gronaudden June 12, 2012

Flinking

To spod naked; chatting online without any clothes on.

Is he flinking again? That boy can't seem to keep his clothes on and chat at the same time.

by widget May 13, 2005

Flinking

1. Spacing out.

2. Neither Floating nor sinking.

1. "Wake up. You were flinking."

2. "That balloon with a rock tied to it is flinking."

by emainiac September 16, 2008

Fluking

Fluking is a commonly used term to take the place of pretty much anything.

It is spelled fluking not flukeing

Get your fluke wet
Fluke me
Thats fluking awesome
Thats the hardest fluke ive ever seen.
Fluke all day i dont give a fluke
Lyndsey likes to have fluking orgies with marissa
Chris loves to fluke around with his boyfriend.
Fluking rapidly is more effective
Do you enjoy sucking fluke?
Smell my fluke
Does my fluke still smell like tuna?
WHy is lyndseys hair so fluking red
Your fluke is unusually sticky.
Lyndsey needs to fluking stop saying teehee
Chris really needs to stop fluking his rubber chicken
That was a good one^
fag

by Chris, Lyndsey, Marissa February 7, 2009

Flanking

Following around. Surrounding. Constantly texting you. Drooling when they see you.

Who are all those people?

Idk. Bitches be flanking!

by Hashtagnumbaone September 1, 2014

Flanking

When a particular person, probably a girl, is being completely out of line, two brave and mature young men shall sit on both sides of said probably girl, and they will both fart on the evildoer simultaneously, thereby punishing the person for whatever wrong they did.

Rachel was being very, very rude to everyone around, and had been previously warned that she was "fixin' to get Flanked", and after continuing to misbehave Kory and Shane decided to punish her with a Flanking.

by Metrobeaver April 20, 2010