Floyd

Typically a lowly man who is an acquaintance to some, annoyance to most, and true friend to few. He’s got you with that bait and tackle when it counts but one too many jokes and he’ll be the one tackling you. He’s always reusing the same jokes about orphans and baseball or the such but don’t let that deter you he’s just a hopeless romantic. And alas through and through he’s the goat at Rdr2 and any such game of true skill or friendship. But like to be fair he needs to get working and find himself a lady friend.

“I once knew a guy he was a real stand up Floyd. He knew how to run cards and golf and was a true well rounded pal. And even though he could master any game, board or video, he never mastered the dating scene.”

Floyd by The Jaxon 6 July 6, 2026

Floyd Rose 

The inventor of the locking floating tremolo. Floyd Rose tremolos are designed to keep the guitar in tune while using the tremolo which other tremolos couldn't do before. They work because of a locking nut which tightens the string down so movement of the tuning peg doesn't affect it and from being locked at the bridge which allows no movement of the strings. Since they're floating tremolos, they can bend backwards and increase the pitch.

Guitarists like Steve Vai and Joe Satriani are famous for using badass techniques with Floyd Roses.

Floyd Rose by fecal matter May 6, 2005

Floyd Morrison

An Absolute Unit. Floyd Morrison is a Carpentry God that works within New England. The man can wipe out any Ply-Wood with one Blow of a 20oz. Estewing Hammer. Floyd also teaches Carpentry, he has Taught many people but Tommy Agnelli is one of the most interesting but that’s a story for another day. Now you may be wondering “How is this guy so great” well here is where things get better, He knows who Joe is, “Joe Who?” “JOE MAMAA!” Not only all that but he is a Certified OSHA instructor also he can look at you and you will disappear into thin air because you broke a safety violation... He’s more powerful than Thanos, Big Chungus, and Shaggy at his full power. The Man is like Thor if you took away the lightning and the Hair, but he is a God though. From personal experience I think he might be the reincarnation of Jesus Christ. Remember that if you run into this man say Hello because why not.👍

Floyd Morrison is the most Godly human being I’ve ever met and if you testify me you will be banished to the realm of forgotten freshman.

Floyd Morrison by Mr. Morrison Jr. September 21, 2020

floyd botting 

Floyd botting means fucking loud old yellow bone dicks and the botting part is obvious ain't it.

Lmao wish that guy stop Floyd botting all the time he acting up for no reason dawg

floyd botting by Thefloydbottingassociation November 23, 2020

floyd leech

A sexy mf from Twisted Wonderland whom is taller than most, he WILL make you go broke, and you WILL fall in love with him

Woofowoofwooofowofnarlbarkbarkbark

Everyone when floyd leech ^^

floyd leech by BioDynamixx June 16, 2022

Floyd-gasm

A term used to discribe the feeling you get while listening, seeing, or thinking about anything that has to do with Pink Floyd.

Jerica: "Oh man, Roger Waters (Bass Guitar) just gave me a HUGE Floyd-gasm in that song!"
Sam: "Man, shut up. Buster, trick, MARK!"

Floyd-gasm by OldPink November 17, 2009

Floyd Baeweather 

Similar to the boxer Floyd Mayweather, Floyd Baeweather will knock you on your ass with the feels in realization that you don't have a bae. Especially around the holidays. Who will keep you warm on the cold winter nights? Not your bae, because you don't have one.

Herbert: Hey man, what's up with Chuck lately?

Joel: He's been knocked on his ass by Floyd Baeweather. That poor, lonely bastard.

Floyd Baeweather by SavvyDStick December 31, 2014