Flobbist

An ice cream truck driver over the age of 40 who lure kids into his truck using ice cream and then rapes them.

No examples of flobbists

by Orkor January 29, 2012

Floris

Someone who is not able to talk without it sounding like he is advertising something

‘Hey if you link that account to this website you get free games’ ‘shut up you floris’

by Chad_maisvikkel May 23, 2018

Floris

Jesus Christ his Dick is so fucking huge and swoll Have you seen that i thing jesus fucking christ it’s enormous.

Me: What is up broth- OMG YOUR COCK IS OUT HOLY SHIT STEP-BRO IT’S HUGE. Wow, do you mind if I suck on it a little.
Floris: only if I can fuck you in the ass later bro.
Me: oh yes

by Fuckbody January 31, 2019

forbis

two minutes; plural(forbi)

I’ll be ready in a forbis or two.

by Speeedy September 2, 2019

Floris

Floris is the weirdest and the most awkwerd person you will ever meet. He is very bad at sports and only plays videogames, if he is at school he only surfs on 9gag. He has headphones with him all day, thats why they are broken. People use Floris as a definition of weird or addicted to games and internet.

person 1: Hey, why are you so Floris?

person 2: c'mon I'm not THAT weird.

by Chad Champion November 22, 2019

Florist Grump

A weedman with a surly disposition

Man, when I first started buying from Angelo he was so friendly and on point but lately hes turned into a real florist grump

by Richard Penis November 10, 2019

Florisse

Florisse is an incredible person with exceptional personality. A beautiful and elegant girl. It is not a sheep and she's always there for her friends. She is incredible. No, we should invent a word because incredible is not enough for describe her.

"-Damn Florisse is hot
- Omg man you're ugly and you doesn't watch Jojo... Sorry for U"

by Laama October 17, 2020