When a woman who has totally removed all her pubic hair. No more "carpet", so it must be hardwood floors.
I hate it when chicks have a big bush, I prefer either a landing strip or hardwood floors. Either way, she has to shave the thing.
by Anonymous December 20, 2002
Get the hardwood floors mug.Foobs: When a man has developed boobs also known as man boobs or “moobs” from being out of shape, but is still admired by some because he played football at a high level (collegiate or NFL). Moobs are gross, but Foobs are less gross because they are former pecs that were strong from playing on the gridiron.
The alumni overlooked his Foobs through his golf shirt because they were more interested in hearing a first-person account description of what it was like when the team ran out of the tunnel in front of thousands just before kickoff.
by Spencer45 March 11, 2021
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Fucking huge boobs. large breasts must be size H or larger. use as nickname for a girl you don't know that has huge boobs.
by Hondatech44 February 5, 2010
Get the Fhoobs mug.as defined by deadspin, a floopster is a female hoopster. She has all the traits of her male counterpart, but she also has a vagina.
Deadspin writer: Hey AJ, I got sent this great shot of a floopster.
AJ Daulerio: A what?
Deadspin writer: One of those hipster chicks who wears retro basketball gear in an attempt to be relevant or something.
AJ Daulerio: Did she include a dick pic?
Deadspin writer: No.
AJ Daulerio: I guess we can publish that.
AJ Daulerio: A what?
Deadspin writer: One of those hipster chicks who wears retro basketball gear in an attempt to be relevant or something.
AJ Daulerio: Did she include a dick pic?
Deadspin writer: No.
AJ Daulerio: I guess we can publish that.
by Chundy August 18, 2011
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Get the floosey mug.A fugly loser, essentially; one who not only fails at life and in general, but one who does so in an extraordinarily ironic or awful manner.
A permutation of floser, often mistaken as a f*cking loser.
A permutation of floser, often mistaken as a f*cking loser.
Mark: ...and so when I tried to sneak the new wireless router back into my house, I pushed the door open with my back, then turned around right into my mom...
Gus: Flooser!
Gus: Flooser!
by lyngus April 21, 2005
Get the flooser mug.Messed up, not functioning correctly. Said of hair, clothes, political situations. Basically synonymous with "there is something amiss with..."
"Did you just wake up? Your hair is all flooby."
"This cd is flooby. Try wiping it with a clean cloth."
"This cd is flooby. Try wiping it with a clean cloth."
by throatie November 24, 2006
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