A rough, vigorous hand job simultaneously performed while repeatedly smacking the testicles with a small bamboo cane.
She strapped a ball gag in my mouth and began giving me a meat flog. What a day it was with my step mom.
by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2017
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The fanny flutters in your kidneys.
Person 1 “ oh gosh the that footballer gives me the floggles”
Person 2 “are you sure you don’t have a kidney disease?”
Person 2 “are you sure you don’t have a kidney disease?”
by iM qUiRkY March 9, 2020
Get the floggle mug.A term that was started on the hellgate: london forums, used to refer when you buy something and in turn the thing you bought is:
A: very poorly made
B: broken
C: bugged out to all hell (refering to a game)
D: not getting what you paid for
A: very poorly made
B: broken
C: bugged out to all hell (refering to a game)
D: not getting what you paid for
Tim: "I just bought a new table today and one of its legs broke"
Bill: "Man you got flagshipped"
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Tom: "Wow man i just bought a brand new xbox360 and i got the three red rings as soon as i turned it on!!!"
Bob: "Heh sounds like you got flagshipped"
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Billy: "I just bought the new hellgate: london game and gave them $10 subscription fee right after i got it, not only did they take out 100USD more then they were suppose to, but there would have been no difference if i would have just not payed the $10 and played for free"
Dan: "HAHAHAHA, damn dude you totally got flagshipped"
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Ron: "I bought a game today i cant even play it because it keeps crashing, and even when its not crashing im getting really bad lag on my $10000 computer i just bought yesterday!"
Alan: "Flagshipped, hahahaha"
Bill: "Man you got flagshipped"
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Tom: "Wow man i just bought a brand new xbox360 and i got the three red rings as soon as i turned it on!!!"
Bob: "Heh sounds like you got flagshipped"
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Billy: "I just bought the new hellgate: london game and gave them $10 subscription fee right after i got it, not only did they take out 100USD more then they were suppose to, but there would have been no difference if i would have just not payed the $10 and played for free"
Dan: "HAHAHAHA, damn dude you totally got flagshipped"
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Ron: "I bought a game today i cant even play it because it keeps crashing, and even when its not crashing im getting really bad lag on my $10000 computer i just bought yesterday!"
Alan: "Flagshipped, hahahaha"
by Rompastompa January 13, 2008
Get the flagshipped mug.A brilliant multi-purpose word:
1. (verb) to sell something. Generally the price is low or the goods are dodgy.
2. (verb) to lose a sporting match, usually football, by a huge margin
3. (verb) to masturbate. Sometimes extended to "flog the dog" or "flog the log".
4. (verb) to steal something
5. (verb) to assault somebody
6. (noun) a poser, someone who likes to big-note themselves. Relates back to (3).
1. (verb) to sell something. Generally the price is low or the goods are dodgy.
2. (verb) to lose a sporting match, usually football, by a huge margin
3. (verb) to masturbate. Sometimes extended to "flog the dog" or "flog the log".
4. (verb) to steal something
5. (verb) to assault somebody
6. (noun) a poser, someone who likes to big-note themselves. Relates back to (3).
1. I flogged my piece of shit car to some uni student.
2. We got flogged by 15 goals today.
3. I caught my little brother having a flog today.
4. Some arsehole's flogged my ciggies!
5. I took this smart-arse out the back of the pub and gave him a flogging.
6. Look at that wanker in the Porsche talking on his car phone. What a flog.
2. We got flogged by 15 goals today.
3. I caught my little brother having a flog today.
4. Some arsehole's flogged my ciggies!
5. I took this smart-arse out the back of the pub and gave him a flogging.
6. Look at that wanker in the Porsche talking on his car phone. What a flog.
by Choda Boy 57 August 12, 2006
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by Dick Caswell USCG Academy March 21, 2011
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Tony: I thought you had a Xbox?
James: I do!
Tony: But its only available on Playstation! Stop Flogin!
Tony: I thought you had a Xbox?
James: I do!
Tony: But its only available on Playstation! Stop Flogin!
by yungknicca September 29, 2015
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