Tender Flanks

Painfully sore and swollen pussy lips from extended periods of sexual activity.

Carla and her boyfriend pulled an all night sex marathon and she ended up with the worst case of Tender Flanks she had ever had. Could barely walk.

by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2015

Flinker

Cell phone charger

May I please use your flinker? I left mine at my Aunt Mary's house, and her giraffe ate it.

by cell phone charger April 6, 2014

Finky Pinky

The pinky that your weird friend uses to shove up his rectum.

"Austin was jerkin his gerkin, and he decided to get frisky so he shoved his finky pinky up his anus."

by quasdn June 16, 2016

Finkus

A boyfriend who ticks his girlfriend off all the time but is actually a wonderful boyfriend and she loves him anyway.

Boyfriend- *eats the last slice of pizza*

Girlfriend- "Such a Finkus move..."

by TLC15 August 30, 2016

Flank Tank

1. When multiple people flee from an embarrassing or shameful situation

2. A gangbang

1. After my mom saw me and my friends watching porn, we all ran a flank tank.

2. Me and a few guys ran a flank tank on that slut last night!

by ThatStupidDude June 25, 2018

Flinkering

When you take a shit and use the shit as lubricant to masturbate with

Oh Shit bro I caught Brady flinkering last

by Flinkermaster July 9, 2019

spanish flank

The act of making love to a woman on a roof

No way man.... Jambo is doing a Spanish flank up there

by Troybhoy December 8, 2018