chronic flexer

A person who flexes all their name brand/expensive items or clothing. Most of the time they will repeatedly flex the same things over and over again. It’s like taking bragging to an extreme

Person 1: aye bro I’m getting the newest iPhone soon
Person 2: you literally already told me that like 5 times

Person 1: oh well I didn’t know if I told you
Person 2: you are such a chronic flexer like fucking stop

by taylormckay07 November 21, 2018

shadow flexer

Someone who sneaks in an unnecessary flex or boast but claims they didn't.

A Shadow Flexer: "Damn bro. You just got those new Jordans? I copped them last week."
Me: "Nigga, did I ask?"

by Fresh Timbs May 9, 2020

Homer flees into the bushes

Homer was going to play golf with Flanders but then Flanders said no, so Homer fled into the bushes

Homer flees into the bushes in the Simpsons

by Lazyluna678 June 11, 2020

flexed out

tryin to act like something you're not.

Man! You aint kiss that girl. You are so flexed out!!

by Tito Gallon March 30, 2009

Flexetarian

An inconsistent vegetarian who eats meat sometimes (heard on a wsj podcast)

A: Look at X, that sleazy bastard eating meat again!
B: Don't sweat it. He is a flexetarian...

by adv1112 March 18, 2012

flexercise

The act of a male, exercising in front of others, especially females, and flexing while exercising. Putting too much weight on the bar, etc. Showing off.

Janet: Martha, that guy last night started to flexercise in front of me. That was the only reason I called you to come pick me up.
Martha: Wow, what a pud.

by Orange-Porange March 13, 2009

Flexer

A paper chasing yung finessir

Damn that nigga have Gucci slides what a flexer

by Jacobloomisishot June 25, 2018