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fleech

Word originating from the German modern day philosopher J.J.Brookman. Referring to a state of non-plus-ultra. The ultimate best thing that could happen to you. The top of all your dreams.
A dude having tickets for a game of the champions league is cool, a dude having tickets for the End Game of the world cup is fleech.

Dave: Hey J.J. ! I slept with TWO chicks yesterday in my flat!
J.J.: Jo Dave, that's pretty nice.
Dave: Huh ? Why ... ain't that fleech ? What is fleech ?
J.J.: Nope. Fleech is what I did yesterday; I slept with 12 chicks in the playboy house in Berlin.
Dave: Duuude, that IS fleech !
by Dave Mastah May 17, 2006
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Fleebagger

A tax-hiking, union-protecting, spending-addicted Democrat so inept and incapable of fixing their own state budget mess they've crossed state borders into big government sanctuary zones -- screaming "la, la, la, we can't hear you" all the way.

Faced with stifling debt, bloated pensions and intractable government unions, liberal Midwestern legislators have fled those states -- paralyzing Republican fiscal reform efforts. Like Monty Python's Brave Sir Robin and his band of quivering knights, these elected officials have only one plan when confronted with political hardship or economic peril: Run away, run away, run away.
Scores of Fleebagger Democrats are now in hiding in neighboring Illinois, the nation's sanctuary for political crooks and corruptocrats.
by American for Fiscal Reform March 10, 2011
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Fleebaggers

The entire Wisconsin Democrat Senate delegation that fled the State in abject terror at the thought of personal monetary loss, rather than debate and vote on an issue like they were elected to do.
Fearing the loss of union funds to their election campaigns and perks for voting the union way some Wisconsin Senators became fleebaggers.

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Knowing WEAC was controlled by people with ethics similar to the unions controlled by Lucchese or Gambino;and it looking like the vote may go bad they chose to become fleebaggers to make it look better to those that literally "owned" them.
by Hoffa knew March 11, 2011
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FleeBay

The act of pulling a scam on eBay, then not using it for a year or so, allowing the negative comments to blow over.
I'm going to make it look like I'm auctioning a PS3, but what I'm really selling is the empty box it came in. Then I'll FleeBay and do it again in a year.
by Bigredmoose November 26, 2006
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freecalate

To urinate or deficate in an area other than a toilet.

Such as a dog using the bathroom in your bed. A child in his diaper. An angry man in front of patrons in a restarant or bar as an act of drunkiness.
Tim, in a drunkin mind state, told the bartender, "Fuck You!" after he refused to serve him another drink, pulled out his penis and began to freecalate. He was later beaten and drug out of the establishment by bouncers.
by dwayne May 12, 2004
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fleece personality

a middle aged rough looking woman, its the mums that didnt quite make it to the 'milf tag' and have too much mumsy bussiness to be taking care of to consider their appearance. They typically wear stained, faded and un sliming jogging trousers, with wellie shoes or gardening slippers, and or course the fleece which comes in large varieties such as greydull, dullgrey, faded black or animal print. The hair was dyed 3 months previous to when sighted in the highstreet and therefore the woman has a good inch and a halfs worth of grey root. facially unfortunate, wrinkled and teeth resembling the 80 cups of tea consumed that day.

genrally nice people
they smell like a masked sweet and talcompowder to hide the greasyness of the unwashed hair.
guy one; man i wish i had a mum like yours! shes a right MILF

guy two; yeah same yours is such a fleece personality!
by fayecallum February 28, 2010
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Fleech

A person who goes on your Facebook and adds your friends even though they don’t know them
Don’t let mike on your Facebook he’ll fleech your friends
by Noan1 June 9, 2018
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