Flemington

A town in the middle of nowhere full of cocky, rich white kids who hail from one of the richest counties in the United States. Here, you're either an athlete, an art kid, a wanna be art kid, a country kid, a music lover, or a druggie that's randomly disappeared. If not, it's hard to stick out- especially in the huge school of Hunterdon Central. At Central, if you're not an AP kid, it's so easy to fall behind or be ignored. The grading system is crazy and you're sure it's screwed you over for life. Also, you don't know half the people in your grade and you're sure they don't know you. Amazingly though, even with such a large population, there is absolutely nothing to do besides creep around strip malls, go to Chili's, or party in someone's basement while trying not to break their 60" flat screen tv. Really, it's a bit of a bubble town. In the middle of nowhere. May I emphasize, in the middle of nowhere?

Kid: "Hey, what exit is Flemington off of?"
Flemington kid: ".....You're kidding, right?"

Flemington kid: "Hey, check out the brand-new Audi my parents just bought me! If you squint your eyes, you can see it all the way in the Yale lot!"
Other Flemington kid: "Is it next to the BMW?"

Flemington kid: "I think I'm going to creep around Kohls this weekend, what are you doing?"
Other Flemington kid: "I'm going to Lambertville to walk around and feel chic."

by Get Me Out Of Here 1234567 May 19, 2010

feeding the alligators

When one exposes themselves to fiction that stimulates our negative qualities (like horror fiction) so that they can work through them in a healthy and harmless environment as catharsis.

Serial killers and other murderers appeal to the impulse Stephen King calls "feeding the alligators," and Carl Jung called "integration of the shadow self," but it all means the same thing: that entertaining our own dark side can be therapeutic.
-- 8-Bit Philosophy

by The Logical Fallacy May 27, 2017

Feeding the dog

Taking care of business, usually at home.

Sean: Hey man, where were you at yesterday? We've been looking for you.
Joris: Just feeding the dog brother, just feeding the dog..

by BeijingNaugthyBoy June 20, 2011

k-feding

To do nothing in a dirty, white wife beater.

As in "what have you been up to?"
"I spent the afternoon k-feding"

by licorice May 29, 2006

feeding the horse

to stimulate the females lady lips with the hand in a manner as if feeding a hungry horse.

'did you feed her horse last night'?
'yes it was very hungry'

by paul claydon December 12, 2003

feeding the troll

Feeding the troll is when one replies to a troll in retaliation (usually). If somone feeds a troll, it may get cocky and cause an even bigger problem. The best way to deal with trolls is to report them and let the mods banninate the said troll.

Yo man! Don't be feeding the troll!

by Lala2006 February 11, 2006

feeding my ants

Because ants are attracted to protein and fructose, "feeding one's ants" means masturbating to the point of ejaculation such that the expelled semen attracts a swarm of ants

Black: "Dude, I've been feeding my ants to Rik's pictures"

Bil: "Why are there ants crawling on my keyboard?"
Mei: "You've been feeding your ants, haven't you? >=\"

by atlusOnlineSucks August 28, 2012