Flawless Victory

The pleasant and rare occasion in which after a long and sometimes stressful poo the wiper reveals a clean piece of toilet paper. No poo to speak of, it's all in the toilet.

Person one: Wow that was a fast shit!

Person two: Flawless victory man! In and out!

by whiskeybeer October 8, 2009

Flawless Victory

Anytime one takes a shit and there is no required wiping.

Chris came back to the restaurant booth after taking a dump.
He exclaimed with great happiness, "FLAWLESS VICTORY MOTHER FUCKERS!!!"

Hi-fives were dispersed for the achievement.

by Paints July 26, 2007

FLAWLESS VICTORY

When you grow a dick made of chocolate that ejaculates money

Joe has a flawless victory

by epicwin101 May 18, 2009

flawless victory

This occurs when you have completed taking a duece and when you go to wipe your ass the paper comes away pristine and white.

Grant-"Dude, yesterday I was dropping a log and when I wiped i got a flawless victory!"

by skeeter50 May 31, 2006

Flawless Kevin

A Youtuber who is obsessed with Korean popstar Kim Taehyung to the point where it is concerning. He also epitomises the definition of the word 'cringe'.

'Oh my god, did you see Flawless Kevin's new video? It was so cringy'

by anonthemous August 26, 2018

Flawless Person

Myself. Talented, funny, perfect in every way, angel hybrid because I'm so nice (and humble), caring, one of the best people you'll ever lay eyes on, and MORE.

Someone New: "Hi, and you are?"
Me: A flawless person.
Someone New: MARRY ME.

by Malgryfogrhb February 11, 2020

Flawless manipulator

Flawless manipulator, the most beautiful intelligent woman in the world.

I saw her today, she is such a flawless manipulator.
Her flawlessness manipulates me.

by Subliminallysubliminal July 11, 2021