Flat

When your being honest, not lying, dead ass

Caleb: no way you fucked her

Josh: nah I’m being so flat I did

by Catastrophicalstacybump July 16, 2022

flat

Uncool, bogus, lame, wack, or dick.

I got fired today for smoking weed in the bathroom...my boss was totally flat about it.

by J March 12, 2003

Flat

When someone has either smoked marijuana to the point where they feel deflated and the possibility of physical activity is out of the question
OR.
When the weeds rank of dank makes you that way. The name comes from the above the influence commercial called "flat".
Other symptoms of being flat include being anti-social

That weed made Emily so flat yesterday, she couldnt even move her arms

by Rammy12 November 6, 2010

flat

Fucks Like A Tiger.

Yeah. She's flat as hell.

by Clarence Oddbody January 7, 2005

Flat

The conclusion one comes to when looking at a women's body and her butt or chest is flat. The difference is told by saying if the front or back is flat.

We saw these sexy girls walking down the street. I wanted to talk to them, but then I saw they were too flat in the back.

by Sanityfan March 26, 2010

Flat

Flat, known to be having a flatt, paper like chest.. worlds flattest chest has been awarded to A.T. for his/her un-puberty transformed chest..

"flats for life"
"boy am i flat"
"hey that wall is almost as flat as me"

by Markham September 24, 2005

flat

1) A peice of land without any hills or valleys.

2) What one might call a girl's chest if she has a little cup size or no boobs at all.

3) A word that is not veiwed as offensive or foul, but can be substituted for any words that are offensive or foul.

1) Charles Ingalls: The prairies are so flat. Myabe I'll build a house here.

2) Drew: Dude, Amy is so flat.
Nick: She's only three years old...

3) Paul: Flat! What the flat is going on here?!
Marie: Just shut the flat up! You would never flatting understand anyway!
Joe: Flat you marie! You flatting flat! I never want to flatting see your flatting face ever flatting again!

Paul: You're such a flat...

by Cha, brahhh. (: June 10, 2010