Flat earther

Flat earthers usually come from a place like Miami, Chicago, or Houston and think the rest of the world is like where they live.
Mike Pulaski is a single flat earther from Chicago who grills out every weekend.
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Flat earthers

Flat earthers commonly referred to as retarded morons are people who believe in that the earth is flat. They are also ignorant people who says that the goverment is lying to them and says we normal people who believe in true facts are the idiots even tho they never passed fifth grade and doesn't believe in science, logic, facts and importantly COMMON DAMN SENSE!
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Flat Earthers

People who dont understand gravity.
Flat earthers: tHe eArTh iS fLaT!!!

Person with common sense: Then why are all the other planets round...
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Flat Earther

A smooth brain person who thinks they know more than scientist who devoted their lifetime and billions of dollars into research, just because they watch a Youtube video or read a Facebook article.
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The peak of the Dunning Kruger effect in action and when logic reaches a state of nonexistence you get a flat earther.

Another way to classify them is much like quantum physics where we have quantum superposition where something can be 2 opposite things at one time in which case they are both smart and stupid but only smart at being stupid.

You see what I did there I killed them with the very thing they despise SCIENCE !!!!!
Me- you know one of the most respected and crucial equations in science is E=Mc2.
Flat earther- No it's P3=N15
Me- Hmmm nope that's what you lack sir that is still living in his mom's basement.
Flat earther- OH SHIT !!! you must be paid by Nasa.
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A person who doesn't believe NASA really visited the moon and that we actually live on a geocentric model.
I'm a flat earther, haven't you noticed how there is never any visible curvature even from photos taken miles up, what happened to 8" of curvature every mile? research it before you dismiss it.
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Logic at negative infinity and ignorance at positive infinity.
A friend I don't have- look flat earther!
Me- you mean a waste of earth's resources right?

A friend I don't have- look flat earther!
Me- Oh so that's why I just lost all my brain cells.
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