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fluttering wind tunnel

when a gay guy farts on another gay guys dick during anal sex
last night my boyfriend gave me a fluttering wind tunnel
by danjlmart March 29, 2009
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Festering Fucktangle

A triangle of Nazis, racists, and child molesters.
"I'm so old, I remember when mainstream Republicans were basically decent people with differing views on economics and not a festering fucktangle of racists, Nazis and child molesters"
by The Worlds Greatest, Ever. August 12, 2018
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flattering yourself

When you are implying something that insinuates your good or attractive, or another positive attribute.

Usually used when talking with a stuck up person, someone who’s playfully over confident or someone trying to playfully deny feeling or emotions without shutting someone down.
Person A:(playful condescending tone)“Wow, you really find and excuse to hang out with me don’t you?”
Person B:”Don’t flatter yourself”

Person 1:”you keep looking at me hehe, ik im pretty stooopppp, *giggle”
Person 2: “Ptf please stop flattering yourself you ugly bitc-“
by ferngully0 August 11, 2021
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festering nightmare

The disapointment felt when woken up by a blowjob only to look down and realize it is being administered by your uncle.
I was having a great dream about the milf next dore only to realize it was a festering nightmare.
by Micro67 May 8, 2010
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Fluttering Asshole

Someone or something capable of making noise but nothing intelligible.
Did you see his latest tweet? Dude's a fluttering asshole!
by TrekinMad October 17, 2019
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flaggering

When Liz is wrong
F you you’re flaggering
by Gossipgurl101 June 5, 2021
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Dick flattening

Any time you get yelled at but usually when you screw up at work and usually by someone in authority
I messed up my expense report and Joyce gave me a Dick flattening in the office right in front of everyone

Kim keeps a rolling pin in her desk drawer so she can give a Dick flattening at a moments notice
by UDstorytime May 1, 2023
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