Chocolate Flashback

This is when a transsexual prostitute really needs to take a dump and she squats by a tree in a prime touristic location (e.g. l'Arc de Triumphe in Paris) and unloads a monster shit whilst smiling and smoking a cigarette, and doesn’t wipe or wash her hands after.

Person 1: WTF???!!! (calls friend)

Person 2: (answers the phone) whats up champ?
Person 1: T-bone, look out the window, theres a real chocolate flashback taking place!!
Person 2: Scrumptious!!!

by Champ Perkins September 29, 2011

Fleshback

During intercourse going from an erection to flaccid state.

Doctor, I've had some issues with fleshbacks lately. Pull down your pants, we'll have a look.

by Kipcurry May 23, 2017

flashpacking

Backpacking but not on a budget, using First class travel and accomodation. A more 'flash' version of backpacking.

Wow, en suite bathroom in Budapest.You are good at this flashpacking aren't you?

by the_fountain_of_all_knowledge November 10, 2008

Flatbacker

A redneck hooker who lays on her back for a living . To make money

That small town had alot of flatbackers .

by Brandi m dukes July 10, 2017

flashjack

A flashback jack-off session. Thinking about a previous sexual encounter whilst masturbating.

Mike: I'm gonna go jack off to that hot chick I had sex with last weekend.
Steve: Man I love a good flashjack.

by kevdogg85 January 20, 2009

flashbacks to 'nam

When someone doesn't want to talk about something because of past experiences .

Caleb: Hey, did you know Jakes sister does heroin?

Faustas: Shut up man, I can't deal with this shit.

Caleb: Someones having flashbacks to 'nam

by scribble73 November 12, 2016

text flashback

When a text message reminds you of something you didn't remember doing; either because you were too wasted, too tired, or you simply weren't there in the first place (see text faux flashback).

*via text message*

Samantha: OMG stud! U kept me up all night last night! I'm sooo tired today!!!

Dave: Who is this?

Samantha: Fuck off Phil

Dave: This isnt Phil, u whore

Samantha: LOL I was totally joking

Dave: I'm sure u were. This would have been the best text flashback of all time... if it wasn't a text faux flashback

by funkthefavorites January 15, 2011