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flashlight whip

when you get beaten over the head with a flashlight for talking like a dumbass and keeping everyone up
Shut up, no one likes you! If you say another word I'm going to flashlight whip you!
by Jay September 15, 2003
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Flashlight Suicide

When someone purposely blinds themselves with a flashlight, usually after seeing something disturbing.
After seeing his friends facebook page, Jim commited flashlight suicide.
by SpecialBomb September 19, 2016
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High on Flashlight

It’s a Legitimate thing all you need to do is put your eye balls in front of your phone flash and have an intense staring eye contest with it and then voilà

The side effects: may see purple, white specks, watery eyes, vision loss, eye autism, or kinda blind for a few minutes but you’ll be fineeeeee.
Idk how to use the word high on flashlight in a sentence I kinda just wanted to feel special and right in this box ;-;
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Cop with a flashlight

1. A man who can make niggers scatter
2. Kryptonite for black people, other kryptonite includes job applications, child support, and a noose
Shit, them there that there damn tiger riders are stompin on my porch again, better get the cop with a flashlight suit on and woogie boogie there asses away
by Shadowsmurfin April 2, 2008
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Tactical Military Flashlight

Super~bright 700 lumen waterproof flashlight with adjustable brightness & strobe mode & SOS mode. Excellent & the brightest flashlight Ever! It can be seen for Miles & can blind a bear!!!! It has a Lifetime money~back guarantee!!!!
When I got the Tactical Military Flashlight, I was Astounded at how very bright it is!!!!
by Starchylde July 31, 2016
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Half buried flashlight

A sex act involving a flashlight OR male genitalia. Usually done on a snowy evening; preferably not in Russia as bad results have been reported.
Shall we split a tangerine or maaaybe a little half buried flashlight tonight?
by A Minnesotan November 5, 2018
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complimentary horror game flashlight

Every horror game- Kubz Scouts
give me all of your complimentary horror game flashlight biotch
by Mr_Mow May 13, 2020
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