shid and fard

When shid have fard in woods bad so you need to go to target to get new pants because shid and fard.

"Nick are you gonna shid and fard everywhere?"

by 18374729194729373917 November 15, 2020

Farduken

the act of cupping your hand over your butthole, farting into your hand, closing the hand (traping the fart inside), then releasing the fart in the general direction of a person's nose, within reasonably close proximity.

John made me so mad last night, I walked up to him later and served him a farduken.

by Mike Conklin April 13, 2008

fardger

certain people who are either straight up bomb chig g's, or the exact opposite of that.

Meaning depends on conxtext.
wow, you are a fardger!
or
ugh, what a fardger!!!!

by Fatima Marbles November 30, 2006

fardnogger

1. Drunken slur of the word 'fartknocker.'
2. A twit or silly person
3. A person who is being difficult
4. Someone who 'nogs' 'fards'(see definition - 'nog')

Sally called Steve a fardnogger after he drank the last beer.

by Joey Clamz August 14, 2008

feardotcomdotcom

A movie from 2002 that was so low budget that they couldn't afford to keep the lights on while the movie was filming because they had dialup and when you have dialup you can't use more than one electronic device at once.

"feardotcomdotcom is one of the greatest low budget B- movies ever"

by JDOTT princess December 14, 2009

Fladapada

The act of repeated naked pelvic thrusts to generate the unmistakable noise "fladapada-dapada-dapada" as the male genitalia impacts on the thighs or bumcheeks (in particularly gifted individuals)

"I'm glad I was wearing my Ray-Bans when that dude started doing the fladapada on stage.... is that a stye or some smegma in your eye?"

by Fladapadactyl October 17, 2012

fardnite

the biggest sussy gaem on the platforem!!11!1!!1
🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

¨th1s is the big sussie gaem i told u abot, fardnite¨

by Bloxifier May 20, 2022