flabbergasted vaginia

a suprised vaginia i.e rape

news reporter:

"After the rape vitcims were found, there was said to be 5 counts of flabbergasted vaginias."

by FieryAshes February 18, 2009

flattergasted

A state of uncertainty, brought on by an unsolicited or unwarranted barrage of compliments. This sensation is typically followed by the raising of a bullshit alarm, and is most usually induced by a frenemy.

-"Oh, cutie, you have been so funny tonight...(later at the same party)...that's a really nice shirt. It really brings out your eyes, and I've never noticed how amazing they are...(yet again, later, same party)...this is the best sex I've ever had. I've never felt this way with anyone before. You are without doubt the best lover in the world"
- (you, all the while, thinking:) 'Uh, ok(?)...uh, whatever...Is she for-fucking-real? This was a mistake. I'm so utterly flattergasted right now. '

by jawasan August 5, 2015

Flabbergasted

it means when someone urinates on something or someone

"mom, i Flabbergasted the bed"

"no, ma'am, i didn't Flabbergast the cat"

by whobannedyoussef December 29, 2021

flabbergasted

Used to describe yourself of someone else who is very stoned.

I smoked 3 joints and now I'm flabbergasted.

by Simmo April 2, 2004

flabbergasted pickle

When your penis gets soft after you fuck the hell out of a tight anus.

His dick was soft after we fucked it look like a flabbergasted pickle

by Gaged hfs May 23, 2016

Fappergasted

When your about to bust while whacking and the camera to the guy busting causing you to miscalculate your orgasm

I should've watched the finale before blowing my load so I wouldn't get fappergasted

by Trevor Weinberg September 5, 2017

Flappergassed

Extremely tired and frustrated after climbing, and has a flapper injury.

Janis was so flappergassed after campusing for hours now she has to take a rest week to let her hands heal.

by jsends April 3, 2025