This blender is a real feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator -- the little fucker can't even make a stupid margarita and always reeks like burned wires!
by Telephony October 10, 2016
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by Zain Cheng February 17, 2006
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by one cool bitch February 24, 2006
Get the flaked mug.hey we going to get some flake for your birthday lad, its well strong but its pricey a hundred quid a gram
by merlin sheets July 31, 2012
Get the flake mug.Someone who is noncommittal or agrees to everything but then never shows up and therein flaky. So flaky to the point of being almost professional in the practice of it. A professional flaky person. Hence, flake-up artist.
e.g.
Ben: "Liv! We haven't met up in ages!! Fancy meeting up this weekend? I'll be in your neck of the woods any how so we should deffo meet up for a crafty drink! You down?"
Liv: OMG! Ben!!! YES. We gotta do this! Bell me when your here and I'll come down!
(24 Hours passes and Ben arrives at agreed location)
Ben: "Hey Liv, I've just arrived! Where abouts are you?
Liv: ...
Ben: "Liv? Are you en route??"
Liv: ...
Ben: Fml....
e.g.
Ben: "Liv! We haven't met up in ages!! Fancy meeting up this weekend? I'll be in your neck of the woods any how so we should deffo meet up for a crafty drink! You down?"
Liv: OMG! Ben!!! YES. We gotta do this! Bell me when your here and I'll come down!
(24 Hours passes and Ben arrives at agreed location)
Ben: "Hey Liv, I've just arrived! Where abouts are you?
Liv: ...
Ben: "Liv? Are you en route??"
Liv: ...
Ben: Fml....
by SecularBen January 9, 2017
Get the flake up artist mug.by Lou R August 28, 2006
Get the belly flaker mug.Someone who says that he/she will hang out with you, but then cancels at the last minute.
Someone that you made plans with, but then that person changes his/her mind when you've been waiting all day.
Someone that you plan on meeting, but then that person doesn't hit you back until the next day, saying "hi" like everything is alright or some s*** like that.
Someone that you made plans with, but then that person changes his/her mind when you've been waiting all day.
Someone that you plan on meeting, but then that person doesn't hit you back until the next day, saying "hi" like everything is alright or some s*** like that.
Sarah: Yeah, we can hang out tonight after I get off work at 7 PM. :)
Me: Alright, cool :). Just let me know where you want to meet.
*8 PM*
Me: ?
Sarah: Oh sorry, I've just been so busy today. Can we hang out next time?
Me: No. F*** you b****. Wasting my goddamn time. I hate people that flake. Say something if you can't hang out with me so I can do other s*** and not waste time seeing what's up with you.
Me: Alright, cool :). Just let me know where you want to meet.
*8 PM*
Me: ?
Sarah: Oh sorry, I've just been so busy today. Can we hang out next time?
Me: No. F*** you b****. Wasting my goddamn time. I hate people that flake. Say something if you can't hang out with me so I can do other s*** and not waste time seeing what's up with you.
by Ihateflakes October 19, 2012
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