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fosters

A beer that is apparently popular in Australian culture according to The Simpsons or any other ill-refernced material.
(watching Simpson episode entitled 'Bart Vs. Australia')
Dave: "dude, wat the fuck is Fosters?"
Ed: "some piss-water at the bottom of the fridge stack at the bottleo"
Dave: "Never heard of it"
by gowie November 14, 2007
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fisterbate

When fisting someone anally or vaginally, placing one’s penis into the fisting hand and masturbating into the anus or vagina being fisted while continuing to fist. The entire fisting hand and penis are inserted into the anus or vagina.
Shawn fisterbated Alex.
by LabelXM July 5, 2022
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Fistery

When you have no clue who's fist is inside of you.
Alexa wore a blindfold to the orgy, she had no idea who's fist was in her ass... it was a complete fistery?
by antiqueroadshow April 15, 2023
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eye filters

When there is so much junk on a web page that you have to choose what your eyeballs look at. It can also be used to look at the things you want on a page while trying to not look at the ads or *ahem* inappropriate content.

Can also be used to describe how it is possible to read the articles in certain magazines and not look at the photos.

As well, how you watch something you don't want to watch by choosing what your eyes look at. It is in your view but you are not looking at it.
I bought Playboy for the articles, and used my eye filters to block out all the nudity around the words.

The movie was so scary I couldn't watch but it was great.
by BMolly December 5, 2009
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queerson fister

Queerson fister is a ex nfl quarterback who played for the Cincinnati Bengals Oakland raiders and Arizona cardinals he got his name from fisting former coaches in the showers
Queerson fister was seen fisting Hugh Jackson in the shower and screaming I'm worth 12 first round draft picks !!
by BIG HEAD TED December 5, 2022
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Mister Fister

one of the more prolific gay bars of the west hollywood, california area
ted had a tshirt that read: "I got my funny button tickled at Mister Fister"
by teresa strasser April 9, 2008
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Fisterbating

Bill: What do you think those douchebags from "Jersey Shore" do when no one's around watching them?

Ted: Probably sit in front of a mirror, looking at themselves, fisterbating to awful techno music.
by JKyleM22 February 24, 2011
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