Why are firetrucks red?

Because there are 4 wheels and 8 people on a firetuck and 4+8 = 12, and ther is 12 inches in a foot and 1 foot is a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, and also a ship and the ship sails the seas and in the sea is fish and fish have fins ad the fins fought the russians, and the russians are red and frietrucks are always 'russian' around.

Have you seen the 'why are firetrucks red?' copypasta?

by LemonSqueezy420 April 22, 2020

Rocketship Firetruck

A rocketship that puts out fires. Like a firetruck.

Probably the world’s greatest invention since lasers, definitely the awesomest thing that (unaccountably) has not been made yet.

Elon Musk: "I'm telling you man, soon as I'm done with SpaceX and Tesla it's on to rocketship firetrucks for me. Everything I've ever done will have been in vain if these don't become a thing!"

Donald Trump: "Vroom vroom, rocketship firetruck!!"

by Charlemagne1993 August 9, 2016

firetrucks don't stop at red lights

The one sentence you hear right before getting raped.

Rapist: Wanna play the firetruck game?
Victim: Sure.. How do you play it?
Rapist: I, the firetruck, will raise my hand through and up your inner thighs until you say red light.
Victim: Red light!
Rapist: FIRETRUCKS DON'T STOP AT RED LIGHTS :)
Victim: Shit.

by TesTy_DaBlockz September 9, 2023

Firetruck

A man long ago with the name of Cristian Cortes, who is addicted to roblox and snapchat, gets no bitches except for sir Charles baslie, and it a complete dumbass it everything he does and is also is gay and extremely racist. He is also very obese with a BMI of 200.3, and he is only 4 feet 1 inch.

Dam bro you don't wanna pull the firetruck over there.

by Deez nuts May 25, 2022

white firetruck

When a dude has a massive cumshot.

"Dude, last night I had a white firetruck with a girl"

by Boi_that_fuckin_wak May 11, 2020

oriental firetruck

A sex act in which a minimum of three Asian men, whilst fucking a white woman, must pull out, run around the woman two times, and reinsert their penises... This occurs every five minutes typically signaled by an alarm

Dude Chang, Kim Jong Il and Mao performed the Oriental Firetruck on Britany for like 2 hours...

by Vag Madge May 22, 2016

Firetruck

The best way to say F*%$ when you’re in front of your parents without getting caught

You mother Firetruck-er!

by Hairyberry1234566789 July 21, 2022