Human Fire Hydrant

It's when a midget climbs on a fire hydrant and covers themselves with peanut butter.

When I go into the city, I see human fire hydrant.

by Dr. Herman Von Vienerschnitzel May 30, 2013

fire hydrant

Getting blood over your dick after rooting someone up the ass.

I was rooting that girl and got a fire hydrant last night.

by OldManSack March 22, 2012

fire hydranting

The acting of violently spraying a liquid, often blood. Visually what happens if you hit a fire hydrant. Common to graphic films and murder scenes.

Ohh Shit! That guy cut off my arm and now its fire hydranting!

by L. Lawliet March 12, 2008

Fire hydrant fallacy

Illogical form of argument for the support of fertile soil in the desert. Precursors in the desert soil have yet to be broken down by water to create fertile nutrients that aid in crop production.

The argument of the undeveloped dessert terrain can be fertile is a fire hydrant fallacy because no water exist in the dessert to develope that sexy A horizon.

by Dr.stapleton February 12, 2022

Fire hydrant

The act of a man or boy of having a boner

a fire hydrant is an inside joke used between my friends.... meaning when a fugly guy sees a hot woman (us) and gets the urge to come and fuck us getting a boner.

by Brosephine kasberger January 24, 2017

Fire hydrant

Inappropriate acts seen in public, such as dry humping inanimate objects

They saw a boy on the street having a little "too much fun" and called out "fire hydrant"

by Mollythemallcop September 24, 2018

trailer park fire hydrant

While engaging in anal sex, the male then urinates in the bum of the female. When she stands up, upon completion, the urine will run down her legs resembling a dog that has pissed on a fire hydrant.

Jeremy's girl would not shut up all night! So he took her home and gave her a trailer park fire hydrant.

by ylecyod March 27, 2010