Furlough

Sitting on ones arse whilst getting paid to have a pokey wank to granny porn.

What you up to today Paul?

Not much mate I’ve just furloughed myself..

by DockerT June 4, 2020

furlong

about 660 feet

The guy walked the a furlong each fortnight.

by bill anderson September 1, 2003

Furlong

Despite the implied furriness and length, even a cursory inspection will reveal that "Furlong" is neither Furry or Long. He is bald and short. Like Danny DeVito. But ugly. Like Danny DeVito. "Hey, Danny, your penis is small."

"Who you calling Danny?"

by The LoveHater January 29, 2004

fgirl

An fgirl is like a fuckboy, they tend to mess with his feelings and not his penis

The girl I smashed last night is an fgirl. She kept saying I had a lil dick and made me feel ashamed.

by TheBigBlind March 9, 2018

Flurl

FLURL.COM

The best video search engine to search for porn,scat,gore, beastality. Simply because it has a massive video section. All you have to do is type in the name of porn you want, and instantly you are given TONS of sample clips from that site. Great stuff.

- "Dude, you search for porn on Google? Go to Flurl, it doesn't link you to sites with spyware!"

by RaZaShARpZ October 29, 2006

Furlation

An absence from work where you combine your vacation time and your recession related furlough into an extended break.

In these hard economic times my work gave me a 2 week unpaid leave, so I'm cashing out my 2 weeks of PTO too and going on furlation to drinky town.

by MuckSLC July 12, 2009

Furlow

Furlow as paitiant as water flowing down the river , as soft as silk from a brand new bath rob as pretty as a diamond fresh from the Jeweler

That woman right there is a very furlow

by Crystal daisy June 28, 2018