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Shampooing the ferret

a hand job. the up and down movement that simulates a ferret shampoo.
my wrist is sore from shampooing the ferret for about 20 minutes last night.
by asorethumb March 30, 2010
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Eternal Ferret

The statement that this Eternal Ferret, who does not have his own web dominion, has bested our lord limecat is nothing but heresy.

The battle was caught on video tape. The ferret was immediately distracted by something shiny, as they often are. Limecat swiped, and it was all over in an instant.
Eternal Ferret is dead. Long live Limecat!
by Kenthar February 10, 2004
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anal ferret

1) (noun) one who manages to sneak in a bout of anal sex, despite their partner's protests.

2) (noun) the act of exploring every crevice in the anus as possible, much like a ferret inside a hollowed tree.
Dan managed to be an anal ferret and squeeze in a few rounds of rampant ass ramming.
by Wookiestick January 23, 2004
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Farrell

Anyone with the last name of Farrell is a descendant of King O'Fearghail. O'Farrell is defined as descendant of King O'Fearghail. Farrell is the American version of the very Irish name. It is also defined as man of valor (a badass in combat). However, not all Farrells come from a military background.

They love their beer and liquor, especially when it comes to whiskey. Typically on the tall end of things, including the women, and have a propensity to be physically active, although athleticism is usually not the case.
Person 1: I'm Farrell

Person 2: Does that mean you like booze?

Person 1: Duh
by 86no78 September 30, 2013
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ferret

My ferret Slinky ran away, so I shot myself.
by Anonymous April 10, 2003
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ferret fiddling

A practice employed by British South Eastern Farmers for several centuries. The act itself involves stimulating the nether regions of a ferret, so that said ferret can de-stress and continue to ward off evil spirits. Obviously it goes without saying that the farmers didn't mind either.
Daves wife could tell from the wet patch on his lap that he'd been vigourously ferret fiddling, cripes!
by egnaro May 17, 2005
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Cotch Ferret

A cotch ferret refers to a person (the cotcher)
a cotch ferret is a person who like many of us, feels the need to be comfortable everywhere they go, and regularly snuggles up in other peoples beds without prior invite.
by davesspainiard January 20, 2010
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