Fernando

Fernando invented geometry. He is the sorcerer of math… he invented my teacher, Mr Wienert with a box of scraps. He invented the modern calculator, and wrote the Bible.

I hate doing my Fernando homework today.

by aGiftedHotDog April 7, 2022

Fernando

A bitch nigga

aye there goes that bitch nigga fernando

by nigg.tard April 3, 2020

Fernando

Inability to remember what happened the night before, from the moment you entered the bar until you woke up the next day. Usually caused by consuming too much alcohol, especially cassalla

-How was last night?

- I can´t remember anything, I had a fernando night

by elcortejodelflamenco December 30, 2010

Fernando

Nick name for a guy with a large cock that you want to have babies with.

Raven: Fernando, you’re so big.
Fernando: I’m tired of girls using me for my size...
Raven: want to make a baby?

by I.think December 26, 2020

Fernandoing

Fernandoing is when an individual makes plans or accepts an invite with other people for a social event, however when the day/time arrives to go through with those plans the individual is asleep, people will attempt to contact the individual but because he is asleep he/she will not answer.

Person 1:Hey is Scott gonna play video games with us tonight?

Person 2: No probably not he fell asleep again I tired calling him no answer, this is the third night in a row where he's doing a Fernandoing

by EarlySpore January 26, 2022

Fernando

a pet worm that lives down below

eat fernando!

by anonymous September 26, 2020

Fernando

Fernandos have the biggest cock in the world, if you see it you’ll want to stuff it into your mouth so quick. It’s beautiful. You’ll always want it inside you but they might act like they don’t want it (they do)

“yoooo that dudes bulge is showing”

“He’s definitely a Fernando”

by julia6969 October 26, 2020