Fernando invented geometry. He is the sorcerer of math… he invented my teacher, Mr Wienert with a box of scraps. He invented the modern calculator, and wrote the Bible.
by aGiftedHotDog April 07, 2022
Inability to remember what happened the night before, from the moment you entered the bar until you woke up the next day. Usually caused by consuming too much alcohol, especially cassalla
by elcortejodelflamenco December 30, 2010
Raven: Fernando, you’re so big.
Fernando: I’m tired of girls using me for my size...
Raven: want to make a baby?
Fernando: I’m tired of girls using me for my size...
Raven: want to make a baby?
by I.think December 27, 2020
That Spanish kid in your class. Fernando is a very kind person who likes attention. He is usually latino and likes to make burritos. Fernando really wants to be the teachers favorite student but it doesn't really work. He loves churros and always corrects the Spanish teacher. Owns a YouTube channel and his dream is to be a real gamer.
by Norweiganbitch August 27, 2019
Fernandos have the biggest cock in the world, if you see it you’ll want to stuff it into your mouth so quick. It’s beautiful. You’ll always want it inside you but they might act like they don’t want it (they do)
by julia6969 October 26, 2020