Franz Ferdinand

Austro-Hungarian Monarch. Shot. Dead. WW1. So they say.

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Pish and mystifyingly popular Scottish Band that are this month's 'band du jour' among Britain's alt-art "yeah I'm so trendy and with it" cognoscenti. Alternative enough to be acceptable to the educated middle classes and students, but sufficiently lacking in originality to have mass appeal among brain-dead assholes who like whatever happens to be trendy. Destined for fleeting success followed by half-hearted follow-ups of marginal artistic credibilty and only fringe appeal. Popular among people who punctuate sentences randomly with the word "like".

I went to a totally like underground Franz Ferdinand concert and only like really clever people who get it were there because it wasn't advertised except on the internet like and in a coded advert in The List that you had to be a totally clever like fan to understand. And I was there so I said the guy, I was like "I'm like your biggest fan and I knew you all before you were like really popular" and he was like "oh really well why don't you come in for like free then" and I was like "yeah" and I got in like totally free. It was so cool just like being so much like everyone else but in a totally like original and alternative way yeah.

by Esteban Tuero June 9, 2004

Ferdinands Friends

Ignaz and Lenin. The funniest friends of Ferdinand

Felipe: I have not seen Ignaz and Lenin since years.

Michi: Probably they died. Because they are Ferdinands Friends

by Schlingone August 2, 2020

Ferdinand Öhrn

Ferdinand Öhrn is a very good table tennis player. Some say he smashes the girls like he's smashing his tabletennisballs.

Wow, he's such a Ferdinand Öhrn

by Dr switzerland September 21, 2018

ferdinand tenden

kleptoman

ferdinand tenden, har du tatt laderen til skaar?

by SNobben33 April 1, 2019

Ferdinando

He is a Giga Chad who slips his hands between the girls' legs during school hours, making them aroused, he is a worm of society ... Sometimes you can find him walking around Afragola/Casoria walking alone nervously like a bull ...

Ferdinando how
does crypto work? / Ferdinando, you're a pansexual s***

by Fergolum November 21, 2021

Ferdinand

Ferdinand a guy who can switch up on you in a blink of an eye although he can be a bit of a bitch from time to time he is extremely nice and somewhat supportive towards his close friends I miss him I miss him coming up to me every day with a smile and asking me how my day was I really miss the warm embraces I would give him from time to time I miss always having to take the initiative even though I don’t like doing that I hope he will stop ignoring me and treating me like I don’t exist if he were to come up to me ever again and ask me how I’m doing I might just burst out in tears

I wish you would stop ignoring me and see me in a new light Ferdinand

by Cherubfromspain October 15, 2022

Ferdinand .F

Ferdinand a Spanish ass that lives for football although he can be a brat at times he is very nice and somewhat supportive of his closer friends he mostly hangs around girl because he is just like that and he is the biggest pervert on campus I loved it when he always used to ask me how my day ore weekend was I miss it a lot I miss the times when we would just be chill I miss the times when he had to teach me abt explicit topics because I was too big of an idiot to ever consider looking into stuff like that I miss the hugs I would give him from time to time I miss talking to him I miss him waiting for me when I was the last one in the classroom even though we weren’t as close before why did we grow so far if he were to ask me today how my day was ore talk to me instead of ignoring me I would burst a tear I miss him I miss us I miss the silly but sorta cute dynamic we had whoever he may talk to next please take care of him :)

Ferdinand .F he is very amazing

by Cherubfromspain October 17, 2022