Give her the Bret Favre

To send an image of your junk to a female via a picture message.

Doug: Dude, remember Paige from the bar last night?
Kevin: Yeah. Did you give her the Bret Favre?
Doug: Of course!
Kevin: Did you remember to use the zoom!

by Shivels March 13, 2011

Favreitis

The inability to make up one's mind. Named after Brett Favre, who has a noted history of being unable to make up his mind.

I came down with Favreitis when I couldn't decide what ice cream I wanted to eat.

by Sajak May 12, 2009

Favregasm

Lavishing over the top, effusive and excessive praise on a mediocre or washed-up pro football player.

Jon G. - "When I was an assistant at Green Bay, this guy threw 5000 passes a day in practice!"

Ron J. - Jon's having another Favregasm.

by PatsFanatic December 8, 2009

Brett Favre Selfie

A "Brett Favre Selfie" is a euphemism for what is colloquially known as a "dick pic." When you have that special feeling for that special someone but don't know how to express it, sometimes you picture-message her a "Brett Favre Selfie," especially if she has demonstrated little to no interest in you.

Whenever I send a Brett Favre Selfie, I always go flaccid - erections are too presumptuous....

by Salty ballz November 11, 2013

Jon Favreau

Sure he puts himself in his own movies, but he seems like the kind of guy who would help you move if you asked him to.

Guy 1: Have you seen any sweet-ass DVD releases recently?
Guy 2: Yeah, I just watched Iron Man by Jon Favreau yesterday.

by Ur Brother 420 June 14, 2019

Favreing

Lasting longer than expected, then going all to hell at once.

I thought I'd get one more winter out of this old sweater, but now the elbow's Favreing. Hope I can get a new one online.

by Original Robbo December 28, 2010

pulling a favre

claiming to retire, with every intention of coming out of retirement.

I'm pulling a favre and retiring from drinking, unitl next weekend when I start drinking again.

by Suey21 May 10, 2009