He has a fat monster cock
by Bigcockman6942069 November 25, 2021
Hym "So it is a fat-cock fiance type of situation. He's vermin. You're his property. I'm better than both of you."
by Hym Iam March 23, 2024
Because it still seems like you're trying to mythologize evolution to avoid the stark reality that critical fat-cock theory is the one true dating theory to rule them all.
Hym "Really, how fat is your cock though? Cus, I got a million dollars to a bucket of dog-shit that fat-cock regardless of behavior had relatively more to do with sexual selection than anything you have to have to say about it."
by Hym Iam April 10, 2024
Seriously. Get over it you piece of shit. You didn't have anything to say when it was 'Kill all men' I say 'Kill some of the men' and now we have the double standard where you refuse to accept that I wasn't being serious and ignore entirely the fact that you don't actually give a shit that I said it.
Hym "You don't give a fuck about fat-cock genocide. You know what? I was going to do off on a tangent but no. I'll break it up into parts and come back to it later. You're shit."
by Hym Iam June 17, 2024
Oh! Wait! I forgot about the "women are only fucking the fat-cocks and the rest of us have to have relationships with the sloppy seconds and we're living in fat-cock parental Dictatorship"
Hym "But 'kill all men' is just as much a call for genocide as 'fat-cock genocide' but it made the women realize they're all fat cock supremacists so now I don't own the contents of my own mind... But the guy who SOLD IT AND HAS MONEY IN HIS BANK ACCOUNT DOES!"
by Hym Iam March 28, 2024
Hym "But is his cock fat though? It either is or it isn't. You're being evasive and it lends credence to the claim that it's fat cocks. There's an inverse correlation between height and fat-cock so he WOULD, in fact, have an unfair advantage finding partners and it would explain the confidence BECAUSE you're selecting for fat-cock. You list every preferentially selected for trait... Except 1... And then generate a fairytale where the core message is 'Well it isn't the fat-cock but it's the magical pixie on his shoulder' and the viewer sits there and thinks 'Oh! Well it makes so much sense! I don't need fat-cock! I just need to find one of these magic pixies!' And reality shifts further away from truth and inch deeper and deeper into pretend land."
by Hym Iam October 20, 2023
by Aye it’s Pinkman… Bitch October 29, 2021