Fat Juicy Cock

What Haven keeps in her pants at night

"Oh my god, did you hear about Haven's girthy, 85 inch fat juicy cock that sprouts and spreads across her entire room?"
"No, but I'd love to see"

by Rumpy Pumpy BUMPY September 11, 2021

Fat cock

Oh! And that's the real reason you're not leaving your boyfriend after he cheats.

Hym "It's fat cock. His cock is fat so you're going to let him get away with it. It's the same reason you're letting Kendra get away with molesting the retard. It's the same reason you're letting a bunch of retards steal my shit. It's just fat cock."

by Hym Iam December 29, 2024

Morgan (fat cock)

He has a fat monster cock

“Woah it’s Morgan (fat cock). He has a huge fucking cock.”

by Bigcockman6942069 November 25, 2021

Retarded Fat Cock

Oh? And what's there to learn from a retard fat cock? Masterbate in my room until the staff of my group home for the developmentally disabled walks in and see my fat cock, starts fucking me, gets caught, amd runs away to avoid punishment? I'm getting pretty good at the "throwing a temper tantrum every day until I get what I want part" but my "crying like a bitch when I have to wait an hour to eat cereal." You could learn a bit from that fat defiler piece of shit and bring me a whore.

Hym "You're giving the retarded fat cock way too much credit because your backwards rationalizing from the outcome while entirely ignoring the environment. You have a bunch of women talking about the first whore fucking the retard. The first whore leaves. The you have the management talking to this new hire about what the house is like. What is the house she's going to be working at like? The women there fuck the retard. That's what it's like. Do you want to work there? Are you a woman? What's going to happen after you start working there? You're going to do what the women who work there do. You were brought there to fuck the retard, encouraged to fuck the retard, and shielded from consequences for fucking the retard."

by Hym Iam April 27, 2023

Donnie Fat Cock

The man, the cock, the legend. A roofer that has a fat ass motherfuckin cock.

Everyone hide or get ready to open your throat, Donnie Fat Cock is on the roof!

by Aye it’s Pinkman… Bitch October 29, 2021

Critical fat-cock theory

This only thing you WON'T steal and promulgate.

Hym "Nobody else thinks that's weird? They'll steal EVERYTHING BUT critical fat-cock theory! That isn't weird to anyone else? God, I think it's weird. Don't you? Critical fat-cock theory! The ultimate theory! So profound it terrifies scholars and charlatans alike."

by Hym Iam April 22, 2024

fat cock

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by unstubbabletoe February 28, 2024