Frasterbating

Frustrated masterbating, eather due to the inablility to reach orgasm wile masterbating or when masterbating to alleviate the frustrations from a hard days work. (alternative spelling Frusterbating)

"Man he has been frasterbating all night when is he going to finish?"
"Damn I'm sick of our boss, I'm going to go frasterbate all over his lunch."

by Frasterbator April 22, 2009

Masterbation

The art of making your peepee bigger by stroking it

Mom I won compitition for my nice masterbation

by Bigger ligma December 4, 2019

frusterbation

the act of lonely depressed jealous masturbation. This mainly occurs when you are angry/jealous that your buddy or roommate is the next room having audible sex, and you are left alone with the world wide web and a bottle of lotion

"i could hear them having the hottest loudest sex ever while i was alone playing Halo, and the girl he was with was freakin hot! ........ It kinda turned me on. So i got the laptop out and engaged in an intense frusterbation sesh. Im really lonely dude"

by digggzy February 16, 2010

flashterbation

!. the gratuitous use of flash in a website.(excludes sites where it makes sense like new grounds)

the adds on virtual-hideout.net
use flashblock!

by Josh B May 8, 2005

Fusteration

descriptive word for the feeling one gets after a date with person one is attracted too but that person is obviously not attracted to you.

Yeah, after he dropped me at my door with no kiss I ate a whole pint of Cherry Garcia in fusteration.

by Reddeb December 13, 2010

Masterbation

1. Masturbation after one attains a new rank or does an important feat, or anything that would make one feel important.

2. Masturbation while in a rank of power or authority.

"Today was a great day, I won the spelling bee then i Masterbated."

"Dude you're 9... masterbation?"

"Feels Good man."

by KooKid October 23, 2009

Laws of Masterbation

1) you may only jizz on a guy if he is dead or unconscious.

2) You may only jizz on a girl if she is alive and conscious.

3) you may not jizz in front of family members

4) you may not jizz in front of a guy unless both of you are jizzing on the same girl.

feel free to add more.

Dude, you just broke the first and third laws of masterbation by jizzing on your dad!

by anon113618436 January 5, 2010